Battles Aspect vs old_
RULES
any thing goes
Max of 16 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- lets start off with saying that your a bit chubbie,
- your lard will keep me warm, kinda like a snugggie,
- you sleepin okay? Your eyes are a tad puffy,
- your a vampire and im killin you like Buffy,
- you are what you eat, marshmallows, your kinda fluffy,
- i am so sick i be leaving your nose stuffy,
- im beating the shit out of you leaving you bloody,
- give up, no ones heard of you, and your over twenty,
- im runnin so fast, i left you back at the start,
- dead because i just totally ripped out your heart,
- not like you do anything, your just an extra part,
- your family kicked you to the curb, shopping cart,
- its hard for me, the begining of a new end,
- all in all i dont think ill ever be your friend,
- my raps will make you breathless unable to defend,
- but soon your fans will like me cause im the new trend,
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Your dialect is plastic, fake-ass "Aspect" with no assets.
- By the end, you'll be in a casket.
- Call me Cortes and you just a motherfuckin' Aztec.
- But enough of this brag fest
- The only chubby I see is your hard on,
- jealous that I have breasts.
- I must confess that nowadays my lines are compressed
- Too stressed to deal with all you dumb pests.
- So I keep it simple and still pass tests.
- I'm the self-professed best
- 20's don't give a shit, while you stay tryin' to impress.
- Some fat jokes--did you complete your quest of jest?
- So, here's an indirect request for you
- To take an intelligence test, and just like I've guessed,
- It will all be too much for you to digest, but I digress.