Battles Proctologist vs JSlick
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This dude sucks worst than that fat Fuck in d-12 yea it's BIZARRE!
- yea where just peas in the POD I'm a carve u up like I'm the demon barber
- On fleet street like Sweeny TODD a young cometlett LASARD step to me
- U must be a RETARD name LAMAR rocking a spandex LEOTARD and u ain't
- Fucking with my Dogs they big like a Saint BERNARD this ain't no Mary J BLAIGE
- I'm a gangsta of love like COLLAGE it ain't no MIRAGE I been nasty like NAS
- And spitting since Nintendos RYGAR now we got walkmans and IPODS
- U rhyme like SNOOPDOG With a BOOBJOB Alfe motherfucker like JUDE LAW!
- I'm out for that green till I'm a cheese head like Bret FARVE your Wack raps I DISREAGARD
- If your BROAD looks like Nicki MINAJ my COCK gets ENLARGED and I'll blow a WAD
- On her face and make her swallow my DISCHARGE u try to diss EN WAH?
- Grab a bowflex and hang yourself like Chris BENOIT! Like Charles I'm in CHARGE
- So u better get the Fuck out a DODGE or I'm a cut u in half with the chainsaw from the GIRAGE!
- I'm leaving u scared for life like kids from broken HOMES cuzz now I'm forced
- To post up and throw elbows like Karl MALONE my style there could never be a CLONE
- Your Wack shit I ain't hearing like kobe or bose HeadPHONES!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Lines designed by my elite mind fold
- Climb your spines and find high roads
- intertwined with rhymes to reach hind lobes
- I define the prime with my quotes, take notes
- Your decline has no time to mold with my flow
- Style is to old and cold to approach fine gold
- Vile and bold, I gloat and poach strong holds
- Dialed and loaded I jolt with agile bolts.
- Devoted to encroach on and torch your tonsils.
- Retorters aborted like imported, forced apostles.
- Sort the corpses on the floor resort to fossils
- Divorced from the source of the course you follow.
- Remorse? I'm hollow. Just more poor whores to swallow.