Battles Junglewizard vs Pi
RULES
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Max of 30 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Junglewizard won this battle!
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Battle on February 18 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This week in rap,
- We got a fat shit who's cheap and fat.
- Sitting in his basement eating Doritos
- Spitting weak statement rhymes, you're weak homes.
- Like a mosquito, you're going to get vetoes.
- Ain't no one going to vote for your booty.
- Restraint me or I'll show you the definition of beauty.
- Because all I read is a special edition dictionary, because fiction's scary.
- You're fruity, and this shouldn't be your line of duty.
- You're goofy, gloomy, a looney, lookin' loopy, lookin' droopy,
- Yo ass always acting moody, face gettin' spooky.
- You're scaring my sisters, Lucy and Judy.
- Quit staring with yo newly blisters, lookin' straight out of a scary movie.
- Wearing a hoodie carryin' scissors lookin' sinister, trait of a hairy groupie.
- While I'm pairing with sexy figures, make Katy Perry gooey.
- She's swearing and blaring when I finished her, popped her cherry loosely.
- And your insignificant ass is pulling out that uzi.
- I'm the equivalent of Syndicate, killin' you with a cookie.
- There's a big difference between us, you're a rookie.
- You'll need to triplicate by eighteen, make it a quickie.
- Oh goody, you're a kooky bully who's a hooky, not a bookie.
- Get a dictionary and give those words a lookie.
- That line was necessary, because it was legendary, guess it's hereditary.
- I just laid you in the cemetery, and you'll be rotten by the end of February.
- Stay down, be stationary, go back to scribbling lines until you get better.
- It'll be beneficiary. Even my siblings rhymes dropped like a feather.
- I guess it's not hereditary. Only I'm the stellar treasure.
- Your turn, no pressure.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- To recite my rhymes is worship,
- worst to be heard tripped when them rehearsed words from you nerds slip
- I'm a curse with my verbage n' verbs, bitch.
- I circle these snakes, I ring worms
- Man, you got an anti-body like you could bring germs.
- But..
- I cripple foes n' feed on their face like a nippled nose
- While I'm rippin' flows n' gettin' shows
- I was fuckin' hoes, as in your mother
- I put my dick in n' froze
- No matter what I write I leave a scribble shown.
- I end like a stunt bike nose dive n' smash your face till ya "nose" why.