Battles  Junglewizard vs Pi

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Max of 30 lines

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Junglewizard won this battle!

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Battle on February 18 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • This week in rap,
  • We got a fat shit who's cheap and fat.
  • Sitting in his basement eating Doritos
  • Spitting weak statement rhymes, you're weak homes.
  • Like a mosquito, you're going to get vetoes.
  • Ain't no one going to vote for your booty.
  • Restraint me or I'll show you the definition of beauty.
  • Because all I read is a special edition dictionary, because fiction's scary.
  • You're fruity, and this shouldn't be your line of duty.
  • You're goofy, gloomy, a looney, lookin' loopy, lookin' droopy,
  • Yo ass always acting moody, face gettin' spooky.
  • You're scaring my sisters, Lucy and Judy.
  • Quit staring with yo newly blisters, lookin' straight out of a scary movie.
  • Wearing a hoodie carryin' scissors lookin' sinister, trait of a hairy groupie.
  • While I'm pairing with sexy figures, make Katy Perry gooey.
  • She's swearing and blaring when I finished her, popped her cherry loosely.
  • And your insignificant ass is pulling out that uzi.
  • I'm the equivalent of Syndicate, killin' you with a cookie.
  • There's a big difference between us, you're a rookie.
  • You'll need to triplicate by eighteen, make it a quickie.
  • Oh goody, you're a kooky bully who's a hooky, not a bookie.
  • Get a dictionary and give those words a lookie.
  • That line was necessary, because it was legendary, guess it's hereditary.
  • I just laid you in the cemetery, and you'll be rotten by the end of February.
  • Stay down, be stationary, go back to scribbling lines until you get better.
  • It'll be beneficiary. Even my siblings rhymes dropped like a feather.
  • I guess it's not hereditary. Only I'm the stellar treasure.
  • Your turn, no pressure.

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • To recite my rhymes is worship,
  • worst to be heard tripped when them rehearsed words from you nerds slip
  • I'm a curse with my verbage n' verbs, bitch.
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  • I circle these snakes, I ring worms
  • Man, you got an anti-body like you could bring germs.
  • But..
  • I cripple foes n' feed on their face like a nippled nose
  • While I'm rippin' flows n' gettin' shows
  • I was fuckin' hoes, as in your mother
  • I put my dick in n' froze
  • No matter what I write I leave a scribble shown.
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  • I end like a stunt bike nose dive n' smash your face till ya "nose" why.

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