Battles Thedonofwar vs AtomWrench
RULES
talk about how gay randyrhino and cheifmv are
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Randy and the cheif talk alot of shit against each other
- but they know there meant for one another/
- always on some gay shit/writing there poetry
- while i slowly leave an hopsin a spaceship
- i dont have the time or patience/
- i fuck around with the rhyme
- like when randy has his dick out surrounding the mind/
- saying "yeah it was ok,but you sound like a child,look at my page bitch"
- i know all about hip hop,walking around south london in flip flops
- fatter then rick ross and
- my patterns backwards like kriss kross/
- then the cheif chimes in,my rhyming is so complex you couldnt read it
- with the blueprint,you keep whining about losing/ to lordpapichulo
- look i got me 2 flows,you know what randy,fuck it lets hug out it
- go back to my place and rub it out,
- you know like last week when you gave me a hug with your mouth!
- made love on the couch,then we ended up snuggling wow....
- hopefully noone calls us out for it,were so dope and suppose to be
- euphoric when it comes to rhymes,but we both know the only thing
- that comes to mind friend,is us in a dark room pulling off the shirts
- trapped in a gay shutter island,but gay is ok just admit it
- if i said i was the shit,you prolly jump in it,
- you been so deep in each others asshole you forget how to act yo
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I don't know nothing of RandyRhino,
- So I won't be starting any beef
- But the most homophobic guys I know
- Always turn out gay, or so it seems.
- You brag about what you know in hip hop,
- And how you're so hard, stating:
- "I walk around London in flip-flops"
- Just sounds like you're lazy when you're man-struating.
- You're especially bitchy today, I'd say.
- What's it to you even if he is gay?
- He'll still flow circles around you effortlessly
- You'll feel worthless now too, inevitably.
- Just in case you've forgot
- You're nowhere near on top.
- But that's O.K, lowly common
- Sounds like you enjoy the bottom.
- I feel like you're a little slow.
- One of those big ugly brutish bros?
- Yes, no, or maybe so,
- Try to keep up--here we go
- I'm separate from the best,
- Fresher than a well pressed vest.
- Better with every letter
- Cause my language is unfettered
- By the pressures of the lesser.
- Crazy like an un-fretted Eddie Vedder,
- And I'm a predator--blending you in a mess of teeth
- like a filibustering senator.
- I hate to be that guy, but I knew your defeat was imminent
- I bet that fast rap had you back track and feel stupid, didn't it?
- Probably time for me to record my wins, I'll mark with little ticks.
- But don't worry, you would do well if rap had Special Olympics.