Battles Barsdoe vs Ladyrhetoric
RULES
No rules!
Max of 25 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Barsdoe won this battle!
START YOUR OWN BATTLE
Thousands of battles have taken place on RapPad. Why not join the fun?
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm trying to start a battle,
- I need to climb the latter.
- Being level 2 I don't really matter.
- But listen up because I'm here to shatter,
- All of life and matter.
- Life is a game and I am the batter.
- Three strikes I'm out but you can't fathom
- Me missing the first swing at random.
- No cuz that's outlandish, and I'm the baddest.
- It all comes down to who's the maddest.
- Being the best is like landing a plane on a facet.
- It's kinda hard cuz you just might smash it.
- But I got some colors on my palette,
- They could help you be more rabid, and vicious.
- Are you really malicious,
- Could you ever learn to not be so suspicious?
- We are all in the ocean like a bunch of fishes,
- And those who got the riches, also got the bridges
- Across the ditches, they cheat just like witches.
- So these pistols make me so ambitious,
- Got me thinking let's see who listens.
- I'm on a mission, to climb up these ridges.
- And I'm ready for whatever god dishes.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- My words are thought out, on point, poetic.
- Keeping things copacetic with my rhetoric.
- A lady who likes things to be visually aesthetic.
- My parents wanted me to be athletic,
- But instead I become creatively pathetic.
- Pathetically creative with bad credit.
- Unapologetic as I seek out some general anesthetics.
- Something to divert me from what's real, whatever.
- Drugs got a hold of me, something magnetic.
- An unknown source has made me apathetic.
- Down a bottle of pills for thrills but you go call a paramedic.
- My ethics I question; hectic, should I make some edits
- To my brain or is this shit just genetics?