Battles DJDoggyBag vs prodig
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WRECK YO SHIT
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- SO IT WAS EARLY ONE MORNING
- I WAS SMOKING SOME DANK MARIJUANAS
- YEAH THAT'S RIGHT PLURAL
- GOT A PROBLEM, BITCH?
- SO ANYWAY, SMOPING THAT DANK KUSH ERRYDAY
- AND THEN A FUCKING METEOR CAME OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY
- AND IT FUCKING HIT ME IN MY FUCKING EYE
- SO I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO SEE WHAT WAS THE DIZZLE
- AND HE SAID "YO DAWG YOUR FACE IS FUCKED UP FO-RIZZLE
- ID RECOMMEND AN IMMEDIATE TRANSPLANT OF YOUR OPTIC TISSUE AND NERVES
- AS WELL AS THE TISSUE SURROUNDING THE EYE, THERE MAY HAVE BEEN SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE,
- THERE WILL DEFINITELY BE SCARRING, BUT HOPEFULLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO REGAIN SIGHT IN YOUR EYE
- YOU DIG?"
- I SAID "YEE THANKS DOC BUT I DON'T GOT INSURANCE
- YOU SEE THE YEAR IS 2009 AND OBAMACARE AIN'T A THING YET
- BUT THE ONE BIG QUESTION I HAVE GOT TO ASK
- IS WHAT CAN I DO WITH MY FUTURE CAREER AS AN ASTRONAUT IF I DON'T HAVE 20/20 VISION?"
- HE SAID HE'D REALLY LIKE TO HELP BUT HE'D PREFER TO GET PAID
- SO I SAID THAT IF HE WOULD HELP ME SCORE I'D HELP HIM GET LAID
- SO HE GAVE ME SURGERY AND PRESCRIBED ME SOME WEED
- AND IN RETURN I CALLED UP ALL MY JIGGALO FRIENDS THAT I'VE MADE
- THE GOOD DOCTOR DEFINITELY GOT LAID THAT DAY
- AND ALSO REALIZED THE REALIZATION THAT HE'S GAY
- ANYWAY I TRIED LOTS OF JOBS I EVEN TRIED BEING A COPPER
- BUT ULTIMATELY I WENT WITH BEING A SICK BEAT DROPPER
- BUT LUCKILY I RETAINED THE ONE HOBBY I HAD
- WHICH WAS PICKING UP DOG SHIT WITH A LITTLE PLASTIC BAG
- PEACE, BITCHEZZZZZZZ
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Starting here never been in a flow,glowing in the dark is the thing i never do.
- "I never lose" is the bullshit that isn't the true shit.
- New sheet everyday trying to be better and be patience with the creator in heaven
- Question when my time will be in the limelight.
- Highlight is the thing i wanna do with my lay up,lace up my shoes like it's the all stars.
- New stars everyday that are spitting better me,splitting my mind when i gonna rise to top
- But this is life,gonna stop whining running from the fact.
- From the act that i am the best,but really just a mess with songs all about women thongs
- Wrong in my life always happen,groundhog day bill murray made them.
- Fade them and start making music about my failures,haters that always motivate me
- My mistake write them in a songs,hype them into people that have the same experience like me
- We all just people,obstacles we need them
- For a stepping stone to create a legend