Battles  SwagmanMan vs FuckFakeFriends

RULES

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Yeah,
  • Yeah,
  • Lay it down
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  • Yo, I got the sick beats an’ I do what I want;
  • Times New Roman – that’s my favourite font.
  • I’m a total swag man and I’m here to say;
  • The only thing I want to do is my – NRA.
  • Yo, my rhymes flow better than Microsoft word,
  • All over the world they’ve gotta’ be heard.
  • Nothing can escape me, you ignorant fools;
  • Not even the reach of webmaster’s tools.
  • When it comes to sick raps I’ve found the key;
  • Nobody even comes close to me!
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  • Man, they try to track me down but they don’t have a clue;
  • After years of trying they knew it couldn’t be true.
  • What they don’t understand is what leads to stress;
  • Yo, I knock down raps like I’m playing chess;
  • This beat comes out right off the press;
  • I’m wrecking these rhymes, more or less;
  • Didn’t expect anything else, I guess;
  • Imma continue with this, nevertheless.
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  • Google thought that they could shut me down;
  • In the end all they did was look like a clown;
  • My words can be heard all over the town;
  • I’m the king of raps – they should give me a crown.
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  • Word.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • It's my turn for the mic so why don't you piss off
  • I memorized the words and start battling
  • Memorized the words and start dealing with oversize dildos
  • You play cards while your dad strangles you with an I-phone charger
  • Then again you love it, you and your sucks it
  • Your mum fucks off and comes with me and starts enjoying
  • Write anything here to generate some fresh lines
  • So much pressure in this life of mine, I cry at times
  • Just remember us from time to time when you drop them lines
  • And I got a girlfriend so i'm a keep lying until the verse end, fin
  • My only purpose is to jerk it cause it has a curve
  • And ain't it shameful, how niggas blame hoes for giving birth
  • My only purpose is to jerk it cause it has a curve
  • In the country , in the villages , in the earth and univer
  • sSeee me, i’d rather cut let ya body give birth
  • Baby told me that she never memorized a verse
  • George bush got some nerve, fuck a war, we trying to serve
  • Know it hurts that she flirts with a nigga this is worse
  • Your girlfriend goes off with another man and start fucking
  • So why not go fuck off with another man
  • So don't try and win because your messing with the master
  • You will lose against the master, so don't try it, you won't get it
  • Don't master it, don't deal it and most of all you won't win it

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