DEFENDER'S RAP

• This candy ass rapper is sweeter than orange juice
• Dawg, your momma so broke she can't afford a nuce
• Tried to hang her self with the strings from your' boots
• Bitch yo momma so gehetto she got four tooths'
• When she was fifteen she weighed two-forty
• Every day at 2:40 she drinks 2, 40's, true story
• She been on a few Maury's, for being too horny
• Oh, your mother, she tried to jump two stories,
• But she just bounced of the ground, Flubber
• She tried to jump two stories, but couldn't read on or the other
• I'm saying she's illiterate, an overweight idiot,
• she got stitches once, and when she stood up she ripped that shit
• I'm not saying your mother is an enormous whore bitch
• I'm saying yo moms is king kong, aint fitting through the door and shit
• Plus she's poor, quit her job cuz she get sore from standing for more
• Than four minutes, for instance, she stood on the corner before
• And tore forty four ligaments. I mean dude, she is unhealthy obese
• She loves melting more cheese, on top of four types of meat
• She eats things that smell like feet, with the lick of the lips
• I tried to give the dick to the bitch, but couldn't tell what was food crumbs
• And what was her clit, couldn't determine where her vagina started
• And her fat folds ended,
• She got more rolls, than Electronic Daisy Carnival
• She's got bullet proof fat, what the fuck she need armor for
• If you ask her for a hand, she says "I got an arm or four"
• Should I slaughter Viper with raps? nah, that's what Karma for
• I'm a carnivore, your' momma is a connoisseur of high fructose corn syrup
• First time i saw her, thought she was giant horse, so I grabbed more stirrups
• She stirs cups of lard, into bowls of grease,
• And says 'word up God, thank you for the fortune of this feast"
• She got diabetes, she gonna die of eating, fucking fries from Mickey D's
• And drinking piles of seamen.