Battles Randomblackguy vs DJMALCOLM
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Battle on October 9 2013
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Higher than the milky way as I reside in outer space
- My nigga told me meditate to teach my mind to elevate
- I contemplate, as I'm in the zone trying to concentrate
- Smoking on that fluffy herb the shit the police confiscate
- Fuck them niggas though, I'm a rebel in the living flesh
- Defiant to the death, Till the day the ropes around my neck
- Never been religious that shits boring like a game of chess
- If you think you're blessed you're as helpless as damsels in distress
- I'm a hippy nigga getting trippy with a couple bitties
- and they giving hickies to my dick as I am puffing sticky
- Blowing smoke my nigga it's looking like a chimney
- Swiftly taking shots of whisky quickly shit is kind of risky
- But I'm a champion ranting I'm stuck like mannequins
- My thoughts are scrambling my mind is fucked it needs dismantling
- In need of reconstruction nigga get to hammering
- Life is like a pair of dice and boy do I love gambling
- Gambling, gambling, oh shit there's ya man again
- Rapping hard as fuck like the tusk of a mammoth is
- I won't stand for it, being sober I can't handle it
- My blunts are pearled like I pulled from a clam and shit
- I'm just your average matter a fact I'm pass that shit
- I'm above the average rapper cause this is crack I spit
- Feeding feins my words these nerds converse upon a curb
- Cause this shit is dope, nigga this is not a normal verse
- I'm rapping colder then a mutha fucking Eskimo
- I'm the next to blow, bro I'm dope, man just test your nose
- Take a whiff of me and you'll be higher than a nest of bees
- And eventually, you will see what I am meant to be
- I'm a prodigy, shit a legend in the making
- Screaming fuck basic as I'm stepping in the spaceship
- Light the J like racist light the cross and then I face it
- The fragrance is amazing everyday I'm steady blazing
DEFENDER'S RAP
- chorus:
- Teezy ba Deezy
- living life easy
- Teezy ba Deezy
- chicks blowing breezy
- Teezy ba Deezy
- call me Teezy ba Deezy
- you cocksuckers feel me
- your rhymes are so cheasy
- they're making me queezy
- that's why rap needs me
- so cmon girl lets get peachy
- starting blowing breezy
- and i'll make things creamy
- I can go slow but ideally
- we should try to make things speedy
- hundred more chicks wanna get sleazy
- with me, maybe we could have an orgy
- not with all of em, maybe forty
- that outta get you horny
- whatcha think of that, shawty
- that would make a helluva story
- could do it in ike's dormitory
- chorus
- malcom sex is just an alter ego
- teezys your man, where should we go
- out tonight, maybe the casino
- how about paradiso
- get a burrito with jalepeno
- could head over to the peepshow
- start to work on my libido
- then i'll release a torpedo
- on your fucking penis depot
- like it was a pass from dan marino
- baby as far as we know
- im the man who's always loved ya
- and i never had to shove ya
- and thats all because ya
- never put other guys above tha
- rapper who favors and funds ya
- chorus
- come on girl, lets take a drive downtown
- i feel its time you see around
- the place where i'm renowned
- as rap's king, i wear the crown
- while these fags were giving reach arounds
- i was battling my way from the underground
- worked my way up, and here i wound
- got these fake G's lookin at me dumbfound
- now you know bout me, lets go to a lounge
- talk about how your on the rebound
- could head home, i got pussy to pound
- fuck a rubber, my cums inbound
- so you may wanna get an ultrasound
- chorus