Battles SX vs UncleChewie
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo/ It's SimplisticX heading in from the exit/
- Sicker than John Wick former Matrix with too much lipstick/
- You expect disses be commenced since I made the entrance/
- but here's a plot twist I'm actually bringing this shit to an end/
- Your basic analogic scripts lacking intellected spirit/
- ain't even fit to match a frizzy gist of my digital lyrics/
- Simply call me sadistic Nemesis and you're that hot chick Alice/
- In Wonderland with rabbits and midgets shit.../
- With numbers and digits I regard you a ten and you worth it/
- but bitch I'm number one so beat it/
- Best for Rappad if you'd just pack yourself in the casket/
- your raps are leaking faggot stop filling the damn gaskets/
- Wait I'll do you one better cannode fat full-stops to your lyrics/
- I'm like the Eminem when you're like them fag Limp Bizkits/
- cus tonight I'm crunching you thugs like biscuits/
- Fast and Furious producer's my conscious so is Maleficent/
- no wonder why I'm such a driven diabolic addict/
- Snap my fingers and could just cracked your gender/
- better believe I made magic who'd you think invented tragic/
- And I dont got to prove to you to show you I could turn your cornrows into zeros/
- and to turn an emcee into an Emmy nominee/
- I finish these bars quicker than a cubby kid with a pack of Mars/
- that's why I am the public enemy number one/
- Yo ain't my adversary cypher you just my dietary fibre/
- cus yo make my shit more finer and hot like fire/
- Hate to be blunt I simply won but I kill the buzz/
- And I just flipped the bird whenever my rivals cuss/
- Cus I just don't give a f...fleck to whatever they fuss/
- I don't care even if it means I'm a nerd I feel superb/
- They say haters never prosper so go ahead and averse/
- or unless you wanna get hurt spill out your verse/ word.../
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You're a jerk,your verse was dirt so let me blurt this curse of words,
- on your shirt/
- Then in your face, Ill make you a public disgrace, then splatter your blood
- all over the place/
- Dude I dont battle so just dont battle with me/
- I make beats so dont get in the way of my sheme ,Ill beat yo ass up like
- Sam and Dean/
- I guess Im considered a wigger so I Would assume that I get bigger/
- If you are eminem then I must be doctor dre/
- There wont be nothing left for me to say once I blow your dreams away/
- Oops I did and I killed your alice bitch/
- lookin like piglets fucked up head from Winnie the pooh/
- Im sorry I groped your girl, I poked her tit when
- she wanted to grab my dick/
- I am not a thug, Just because I am on rappad Im not a gangster/
- I live in a house, SHIT! i just fucked up your moms blouse,
- now shes silent as a mouse/
- Get the fuck out of my life, you come again and Ill kill you with these knife/
- Ill come down on you like thors might/
- I aim to produce, so Ima knock you out, night night/
- Let me rest in peace./
- jeez louiez./