Battles BilboSwaggins vs SkeletronXD
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo, I step down the shire bare foot and gutless.
- once a nice little hobbit now i'm one you don't Fuck with.
- New sword to cut with and the one ring baby sauron can suck it.
- spit riddles sharper than daggers craft lyrical ladders.
- establish my status from bag end to rivendell.
- My name will be set off as the elvish for swagger.
- Bring the Arkenstone Home and prove that size don't matter.
- watch me verbally apendus the smaug the stupendous.
- i can kick ass as long as i have my precious.
- I'm Hobbit with swagger kickin ass faster than mike jagger.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Viper's gonna cook you into gumbo, Wumbo/
- Mixing these bars in the bowl, cuz you're dumb, bro/
- Weaklings, I hunt those, you got, chum flow/
- Make you fly away like Dumbo, it's fun though/
- You're living under a rock like Patrick Star/
- Better know how strong my tactics are/
- These are the tragic parts, leave rappers scarred/
- I'm plucking your strings like a plastic guitar/
- I'm stabbing these bars, it's passionate art/
- Getting scared now? like Squidward you squirt ink/
- Giving out free disses, like I serve drinks/
- Beat you so much til your skin turns pink/
- Think you're the best, and whoever you verse stinks?/
- You're mom has the Krusty crabs, I'm coming fast/
- You must be bad, this is a session that I'm cutting class/
- I don't won't to battle lames, it's a skedaddle game
- It's where you leave RapPad, and I tackle the fame/
- You think you can run things, have the guns fling/
- I'll bring the load of pain where the ton stings/
- Making me go nuts like Sandy/
- Rotting your brain like you bite candy/
- This is where my rhymes come in handy/
- Run over you like a Rhino, despite Randy/
- Beat so much you're bruised and covered with spots/
- You're a stuttering slob, I'm constructed at top/
- Your rhymes are built fake like a muscular jock/
- People don't see me anymore, others forgot/
- Like a thought in your tiny brain, I come across/
- Do us a favor and go back under your rock/