DEFENDER'S RAP

• Get riddled with this pistol like the bullets are thick bristles
• Till the tip sizzles like I hit you with six missiles.
• Put so many holes in you, when the wind blows, your shit whistles.
• Every time I spit riddles, I get tickled like Mrs. Frizzle.
• Because my dick makes her giggle.
• When I stick that shit in her middle.
• You're a chick with tits that won't jiggle
• You're about as sick as the Wiggles.
• You're just a prick, here's a thimble.
• The way I spit is so nimble.
• Spread you out on the pavement like peanut butter on pumpernickel.
• Highly defined, here's another pixel.
• You still suck on your mother's nipples.
• While I'm hittin' that every night, smack that ass watch the blubber ripple.
• I'm rippin' the competition, watch the blood as it runs, it trickles.
• You're superficial and stupid fickle.
• For my next trick, I'll strip your mind from the ventricles
• with my menacing tentacles.
• I get presidential credentials
• You're strictly residential while I am defectively mental.
• And yes, it is intentional.
• Directional with this pencil perception of a professional
• Incredibly delectable hallucinogenic edibles are plentiful and now I'm Alter-dimensional
• I belong in a correctional
• Facility because I know that this invincibility is a sign of instability.
• Plus I'm killin' these syllables with such agility and ability.
• My mouth tastes like acidity, man you've gotta be kiddin' me
• If you think you can get rid of me, get the fuck out of my vicinity
• The day I step off is when politicians have validity in their publicity.
• I'm on a continuous soliloquy and I could give a fuck if you're feelin' me.