DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm dissing a coyote that's why I'm rhyming slowly,
• your going up against a roadrunner homie,
• I rhyme along spooky tunes and rhyme about loony toons,
• but don't let it fool ya dude, i don't want ya to scooby doo
• say the wrong shit and then embarrass you,
• because that would be just plain cruel 'n rude.
• Best switch formations dude, put ya offense in wild cat,
• because you still won't blitz through this defensive line back.
• I move the line of scrimmage with every line written,
• but I can't see my opponent, so how I know my disses are hitting,
• I coulda simply just used a previous written,
• but that would cheating so I'm spitting and wishing.
• There won't be no problem keeping up I'm throwing a screen,
• i freak-a-leek with this technique and add another loss to ya streak,
• i will become historique with this unique vernacular speak,
• i dont even know what ya saying... its mystique.
• Shit, who knew a pen could be so fucking dangerous,
• if this what a pen does to a pad, you don't wanna see me paperless.