Battles JayTheKing vs SlayRage
RULES
Battle me you presucbent little shit
Max of 32 lines
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JayTheKing won this battle!
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Battle on April 12 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Slayrage, you can't slay my rage, you can't slay my metaphors,
- You can't slay my way, you can't pack your fork or sword in this beef,
- I am the Hercules of this shit, combined with the inferno of Persues,
- The bravery of Zeus, the fury of Uranus, fuck your time like Cronus,
- Get your words from Ur-anus, I'm omnipotent, I'm ominous,
- Dominant in the sport of killing bitches with rhyme-chains,
- In legends n' myths, you'll be forgotten, get off the time-stage,
- You a trolling ass little bitch, I've got the rolling ass thistle wit,
- And I'll go stephen hawkings on your ass, notice why I said rolling?
- Yeah, I'm dumbing down the wordplay for your retard ass,
- Oh, don't worry, I'll use easy wordplay on you, little baby,
- Gagagoogoo, I'm seven, I eight nine, aha,
- FUCK NO. I go complex on your bitch ass,
- Chemical mortus satanic themed syllables for anal knowledge,
- Decimal numbers, mathematic, particles ripped up like porridge,
- Atoms split and divided like your mother's legs, eat 'em like a orange
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You asked for a 10 bar battle, since you wanna diss,
- nigga why dont you diss full
- I'd rape you lyrically, you know my rage can kill a bull
- I got yo ass tight in here, with every Syllable
- Jayem, what is that, a name of a power ranger
- You too innocent for me dawg, yo momma said Im danger
- You needed attention, so you wanted to rap about drugs and here I quote
- Bitch yo' ass should be up on yo' class, passing notes
- "I tried meth and I couldn't stop it, I just loved the bloodrush"
- Fuck is that? Nigga hush
- "I would try to get my palms on every thing in the cabinet I could touch,"
- you really said that, u need a hit wit' a dickbat
- Oh my god fag what were you thinking, you need to be knocked out on clutch
- You sound so jewish, well guess what, im Dutch
- So let's not get back in history so much
- So it turns out that your real name be Jay hutch
- I own you son, literally, ask yo mom who your dad is, she gon' say its yo uncle Hutch
- Don't be so embarrassed,
- I'll change my name to uncle harris
- Now hun, go get some sleep
- Cuz I murdered you deep,
- Don't start shit again,
- Cuz I murdered you, creep.