DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'mbored looks like the CookieMonster fucked up on crack
• Eating tons of pizza while scraching his ball sack
• Coaxing girls into his lair with promises of peperoni
• When really all ur going to get is a hunk of baloney
• Battle me why? When you know that im the star
• You can try to win but its like im battling a retard
• Im the sun and ur the moon all your light comes from me
• Winning against me is like smelling the colour three
• ill do more lines just to humour you but ill keep this nice and simple
• Dont want your little head to burst if I start to speak in riddles
• im the top of the foodchain and your just a little snack
• Ur only here to tide me over before my next attack