Battles DoctorGrilledChees vs Jumpy
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- im hard like a rock shame ur penis is small n soft
- don`t disregard the truth im the meanest m.c in the booth
- i`l slice ur adams apple with a butter blade
- use ur brain as a storage device for my rubbers afta i get laid
- i could kidnap you n keep u as a wash maid
- wrap u in bubble wrap n treat u to some posh A grade purple haze
- my skills infinite urs is limited n distant mines like a fine wine
- infamous while urs is constricted,nonexistent something u need to realign
- simple abc nursery rhymes dont fit here son
- i`l pop u like a pimple n grind up against ur mum
- rhyming is a universal thing bet u can only sing while ur dads poking ur ring,
- im climbing up the ladder n knockin m.cs off be careful what u wish for cuz danger i bring
- i`l create a storm lets see if u can weather it
- i`l rip thru ur estate u`l wish u wernt born n ur mom was celibate
- enough of the subliminal racial jokes of black folks
- i think ur highly critical n poke fun at superior black hope
- slippery yet so jittery n destined for execution
- ur history is at liberty ur messing with ur own evolution
- what is it with u n dicks i sense perversion
- plus anal insertion,shit this is fun,watch out all the cum dnt send u into submersion
- nigga im a surgeon n imma take ur head off
- i`l snap u like a bourbon biscuit im a merchant
- twisted n viscious nigga i mean business
- get over urself dude u think ur the best but really u lose
- ur like a fuse without the spark i no this is true i got plenty of heart
- this goes out to whoever takes this battle
- i think it`s time u quit right about now and skedaddle.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Lad fuck you and fuck your family too you all look like youuuu should be in a
- zoo your so dumb you dont have a clueee oh boo hoo dont mess with me or I'll
- have to get my full crew ya dickhead are ya mad dont fuck with me I'll make
- you sad what who you callin mad? me don't you know I'm insanely rippin up
- this mic and competitors who even try to step me I'm not a grown up but I sure
- don't have a dummy just cos my teeth are a little big who the fuck you calling
- bugs bunny you cheeky bastard I'll pull a 45. up to ya cheek ya bastard like
- your sister was muslim she will get fasted and passed on from me to the next
- don that guys name is of course not jon