Battles UncleChewie vs NdotAIMLESS
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- My name is Uncle Chewie
- if you wernt so stupid you would know it rhymes with a movie
- We got dudes on here life viper,
- well for fuck sakes give him a diper
- Alright im done, im ready for my first cypher
- You reading this your a joke
- you learn to burn weed before you could read
- now you got a nose bleed
- so you come pleed to me
- as im fucking this bitch on the side
- wanna hitch me a ride?
- Im only 16
- but that didnt stop me from fucking your mother
- she wuz better than tropic thunder
- so ima collect that number
- when shes done with her deep slumber
- im sorry i stole your bumper
- but your dumber than dumb and dumber
- so dumb there gonna need a jumbo tron
- to watch when i beat you with a batton
- Ill make you look like tron
- let me take yo mamas glock and pop u in the head
- then throw the glock in the bin with my mac 10.
- Peace.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Tell it like it is, wake up and smell the Vicoden
- Mic in hand, Iron Mike it, they will hear you when you're biting em'
- Sell it like it is, tell em its chalk full of vitamins
- Pen in fist, Jason Bourne it, kill sentences as I'm writing them
- Tell it like it was, it was day, now it's inception
- Drug on tongue, Johnny Depp it, take it where the lizards crept from
- Sell it like it was, something good till it got stepped on
- Deception is the war, money the weapon, ask Enron
- Ask Elron, Ask Amen, I'm like black mask collective mixed with a hashed out shaman
- I never has tag, but supplement with hash dabs often,
- Mash Madd Maxx style, either hacksaw or coffin
- Oh I bet you thought the the self amputation creation was from Saw,
- Nah kid, nothing original is ever created, it's all bit
- Plagarized, if you wana be totally original, call it quits
- Almost every idea has been spoken, thought or writ
- Almost every combination of words has been spit
- It's like a sacred geometrist, it already exists, we just borrow it
- It's lies within the fabric of our conscious
- Tomorrow is written, in predetermined comments
- My next rhyme is borrowed, from the thought monument
- Deoxyribonucleic, DNA homie, Dude is Not Aimless
- Drew Never Ages, Deliver Nothing Audacious
- Drop Negligent Agents, Desecrate Names on A-List
- Face it, I make your' cheeks touch you ears like a face lift
- Makeshift rappers gonna leave ya in the snake pit
- If I'm puffing on the green it's the dankest
- Guaranteed gonna take to the bankers
- If you got something share it with your' neighbors
- Because it starts in the hood, the community,
- You choose the mood when they're reading your' eulogy