Battles  Plottwist vs Anonymoose

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The theme is PAPER AIRPLANES. Doesn't matter how you work it in. This is not a battle rap.

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This battle ended in a tie.

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Battle on January 19 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • I let it fly uncensored,
  • Sending letters on adventures,
  • Grace is style with no effort,
  • I'm the Ruler by a measure
  • Like desert up in the dessert,
  • Staying cooler under pressure.
  • Submarine trapped in a glacier,
  • Encino man just thaw me later.
  • No looking back, no eraser.
  • Hiking in a sport coat.
  • Trail blazer.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • so there i was balls deep in mayonnaise
  • when i though, mayonnaise is a weird name for a dog
  • with a theme as beautiful as this, i wish i didn't have to paraphrase
  • this is worse than Hitler eating a cheeseburger at a synagogue
  • i know i shouldnt kid, but with all due respect
  • this kind of subject, does nothing but make my dick erect
  • if these rhymes hurt your intellect, rustled jimmies i detect
  • in retrospect, i probably shouldnt have left that body unchecked
  • wait shit now i have to say something to make me sound so sane
  • um, um, wait a sec, i got it! motherfucking paper airplanes

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