Battles Austinarnold vs Qoey
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The party starts at the moment when I walk through the door
- hope she doesn't know I'm having sex with unicorns
- finished on a compass, came in that direction
- and now I got some herpes cause I didn't use protection
- That's my confession, but not the worst that could happen
- one time at Bible study my pastor caught me fappin'
- he pulled me to the other room, asked if I'm psychotic
- I told him these narcotics can make any book erotic
- It turned him on, so he asked to have some sex with me
- I can't deny it, the ecstasy got the best of me
- we downed a pill bottle, didn't read the label
- and my study group walked in and saw us fucking on the table
- he got blamed, even though it's my decision
- they called the fucking cops and he did 9 years in a prison
- he lost his position, and he's no longer christian
- but that's what you get when you're part of a bad religion
DEFENDER'S RAP
- If this magic up in your ass tucks your blast from the past
- Back up into your esophagus, then all I'll do is laugh
- Because the insides of the body are gonna prolapse
- When I pass, I become the top of the whole fucking class
- Oh, Preacher, teacher, look at this manly lass
- Austin? Arnold? Girly enough face to get a pass
- Bad religion like punks with mohawks at school down in L A
- Make the bike ride from U C to C S U every day
- Cold like Humboldt, surrounded by fog like the plants burn water
- Burn weed forests, if I wasn't second hand high I'd be a liar
- But yet, there's always a plane with stronger jets here
- To take mother fuckers like you up into the stratosphere
- Like a spork, you're a mix of unique but still predictable
- Meaning you aren't random, just another internet dick nibble
- Wait for the shepard's hook to pull this crook off of the stage
- I don't need bible study ass, I can pull pussy that's of age