DEFENDER'S RAP

• Oh man look what happened at my last rap battle,
• He was talk bout love, damn what kind of babble,
• Sorry if you see this, but I stepped your vibe like gravel,
• But now new opponent, I might keep your rap a hassle,
• Yo dawg, you ready to get your beef cooked, here's your sample,
• I'll roast you, or fry you, hope your diss doesn't make me cackle,
• I'll get you stuck on my rap like I heard your cattle,
• I hope you aren't too sensitive, like I'll feed you an apple,
• I'll make you my horse, I'll ride with my saddle,
• Hey don't be Lebron, I didn't even foul,
• Oh no you called me out ref, sorry boy I'm Shaq with the tech,
• After this let's see who dares to verse me next,
• I might sound too cocky but I don't mean to flex
• But I'm bored what should I feel then,
• I'm pretty sure I'll spit all over your rhyme,
• My lyrics are so bad like they were a crime,
• My diss might seem very elementary,
• Well dear Watson, I just made the hottest diss of the century,