Battles seuss vs MuteTheProphet
RULES
just make something that's half way decent
Max of 22 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- ight ima start it like this
- how much wood could a wood chuck chuck
- if you bitch really could suck wood
- stick it in her but and she likes the way i fuck
- man she screamin out oooh thats good
- your in really good shape for the shape you are in
- if that motherfuckin shape is rounded
- thousands croud around cause they love the way i sound
- words flowin like they strait out the fountain
- your half ass rappin raggedy ass wanna battle rap uckin tallent
- but aint got no tallent ima fuckin cracker jack but ill grab it back
- and kill it like the deadliest assassin
- yo if this is where it ends
- then i can live with that shit
- but ima fuckin kill it like a psychopath
- im bat shit
- so learn to fuckin rap
- and quit kissin asses
- ill leave your rotting courpse
- as a snack for these maggots
DEFENDER'S RAP
- It's sad to see you rap to me
- Casually like it's a master piece
- I just joined this battle to give an L like casualties
- So i can get another win again and again
- You should put down your pen you might swallow it
- That's how dumb you sound I'm not tolerant
- You don't have brains so i cant take em out
- You probably rap at the drive in for take out
- You should take the snake route and bite
- Maybe then we'd finally have a fair fight
- Stomp your ass with my pair of flights
- I bet your parents fight
- And it gets you mad so you think you should write
- But you right is garbage nonsense
- How is it possible you're not in a mental hospital
- Stop n roll flaming faggot ass
- Todays the trash so I'll just bring you in the back
- I can't believe that's really your effort
- I looked so many times is he serious now my neck hurts
- Fuck you you're the victim
- I'm the champion and i keep on winning