Battles NdotAIMLESS vs KeezusChrist
RULES
Bars, come hard, no bullshit, 20-24 bars minimum
Max of 32 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Your' breath smell like cabbages and his ass, were you guys' making faggot sandwiches
- Leave this fag in bandages when the hand cannon spits, like the Mask
- All you see is a flag that says bang, and an animated gasp,
- Your' girlfriends pussy, like a Mask, sip the orgasmic drip like I'm tipping the flask
- Catch his closed casket, I'ma throw a masquerade roll up in a stretch limo escalade
- Public viewing of the death tape, you bleeding from the face tied up with duct tape
- Even your' family got the puff and drank, like fuck that skank, he's dead high five, let's celebrate
- Desecrate your' image like a tabloid, this android likes popsicles often, better consult Frued
- Results read, this dude determined to suck a long D, your' favorite song is from Tila Tequila
- So try to harm me, lyrically, you got a battalion, I got an army,
- you got a stallion, I got a stampede
- Ambush this damn dweeb, I'm a new product, like canned WEED
- "Damn N, when ya gonna let the man breathe?" Never gonna strangle you bury you on the damn beach
- 1% Man 99% damned beast, make the crowd rise like some damn yeast,
- when I end you like obliquity-blam-ba-bam cease
- To exist, resistance is futile, I'm too vile, for breakfast I ate two vials,
- of ketamine, two vials of LSD
- I'm like Bill Nye the science guy, high on analogue of PCP,
- amphetamines and several other indecent things
- Fuck red bull, mother fuckin Angel Dust gives you wings, I fly high over this pious coward
- Shower shit down, like birds or them planes when they hit the towers, I devour this sour patch
- Candy ass rapper, I'm like a politician every syllable is power packed,
- unlike a politician though I wrote my rap
- So when I spit it, I ain't talking out somebody else ass,
- fuck the selfish class, here to bring the helpless back from hell
- Ain't no helter skelter, Just a banker barbecue at Rock the Bells,
- passing out the pot in jail, so every cell smells wonderful
- No more shanks or prison breaks, if you get upset just puff a bowl, fuck it yo
- Because what's deemed punishable and what's punishment makes a mother fucker wonder bro
- Who the fuck runs the show?
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Keep niggas in check like Captain Kirk from Star Trek/
- Italicizing your shit idgaf about your BBCode, better just use spellcheck/
- Before this RPG make you get in a wreck, and rethink your life like a Torrent rechecks/
- This dick goes in her pussy to her neck, civil war let me get my bayonet/
- Every breath I take makes yall niggas sweat, but don't fret,
- niggas singing this verse like a quartet/
- And then light the track up like a cigarette, end your habit of rapping like Nicorette/
- Slenderman, all you see is my silhouette, fuck pianos,
- the way I spit is like a orchestra let me get my clarinet/
- Make you recite the alphabet, sniping from the parapet, killing is my epithet/
- Feed you to animals like a bagette/
- All I need is enough lines to pass the time before i commit a felony crime,
- maybe I'll stop rapping,
- but im gonna continue this destructive flow even if I was a mime/
- Cum so thick she thought she was swallowing Nickelodeon slime/
- Im a savage my vocabulary is on John Smith/
- Giving niggas diseases like Europeans/
- Praying for niggas like deacons/
- Tracking niggas down like beacons/
- Possessing niggas with this flow like demons/
- Gladiator yall like coliseums/
- Then bury you in this verse like a mausoleum/
- Burning energy like a solarium/
- Your all peasants to me like plebians/
- Can't find me, I blend in like a chameleon/
- Bet you didnt know your bitch was a lesbian/
- Vocabulary on libarian/
- Dickriding me likke a equestrian/
- Walking past yall like pedestrians/
- Your not shit, im eating yall cause im a vegetarian/
- Don't do good cause i aint no samaritan