CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Wrapped in your piggy blanket I'll get you off that couch,
• Spit-fire grill crackling with an apple in your mouth,
• The roasting box is smoking scented with hot hickory,
• Two #troops #of #chefs required to #rev' #up #the #rotisserie,
• I've got #all #the #mojo and the #flavorings #galore,
• Your #lyrics #are #unsavory your style's #just #a #boar,
• #Slow #cook both your shoulders for some juicy #pulled #pork,
• Enough #meat on them bones to always hold a #full #fork,
• I'll #wrap you up #in #your #guts like spicy #pepperoni,
• #Deep #fry #your #boulettes and serve with #rigatoni.
• #Curlicue #tail and your groin is really minuscule,
• When women screw my rail they always say it's plentiful,
• I always get my #honeys #baked you only claims the #sows,
• My lyrics leave all the girls sexually aroused,
• I'm #hard #as #a #motherfucker likewise call me #H.#A.#M.,
• Except you're #better #buttered served with a side of #yam,
• And now I'm thinking #Arby's because #it's #time #to #eat,
• You're used to #hot #bar-#b's but my #hot #Barbies all secrete.
• #Bacon #and #eggs, translation: #huevos #con #pancetta,
• You're a #Chicharron #chip not up for this vendetta,
• I'm the #rawest #white #meat serving rappers like a #hostess,
• Careful what you eat, #undercooked #Trichinosis,
• Now let me cook this #portly #swine and get this fire stoked,
• Time to 'cue up this #porky #pig cause #th-#th-#that's #all #folks!