Battles EezyG vs Proctologist
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The crown is already mine, didn't you see how I rhyme ?
- U're down with every line, a new groupie about to resign
- After my major vibrator penetrates u in the anus, shameless
- I'm naughty by nature, elevated while u aimless, stainless
- I can tell you're fourteen, you just said dildo machine
- I hadn't foreseen such an idiot but my goodwill goes deep
- So I'mma kill you gently, now listen intently
- I incidentally noticed you're a little differently
- Some'll just call u not smart or retarded, I say you're plain dumb
- Ur vocab's bombarded and I just started, number one
- You're more of a pussy than what's down in my panties
- Lil' fags tryna push me, yet they don't stand a chance, see
- When u spit it ain't sick, it's like a nursery rhyme
- I break into your mind, it's friggin' burglary time
- Try to fuck with me, I end up screwin' you harder
- Doin' you like a bitch, & I knew you wouldn't bother
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I Gets busy and grizzly i throw a fake cat like u off me like a Frisbe lyrical nomads strictly
- while these other squads suck like hickies wack mcs get me Dizzy
- took u a day and a half to posses that? i bet u didnt want to miss oprah Winfrey
- i keep my ho's Ditzy milfs looking like jennifer Tilly u on some bitch shit like nickole richie
- and the last Mimzy my raps are out of this world like robert williams in mork and Mindy
- i'll swing a lousiville slugger at your head like a Demented Ken griffy
- i been writing rhymes since playing arcades at clyde's and Mickey's
- going to thorndike and buying Dickies my flow talent is more advance now fuck Mr.ripley
- i'm Proctologist u bitch rocking a bald head and trench coat like them cats from Dark City
- while u rocking throwbacks and du-rags u look like Gypsy's and like your mom with
- her legs open something smells Fishy these commercial cats rappin about money rims
- and jewlery but really there Stingy your wacker than Chingy,fifty,p.diddy,milly vanilly
- Britney spears doing a remix with faggot Sissy ass jaekwon singin lets gets Tipsy
- so come off it son don't be Silly u aint devilish your adam sandler in lil Nicky
- i'm like a badder Santa billy bob thorton coming down your chimney to put 1 in your
- kidney like wild turkey whiskey