Battles YungPhillis vs AlleyBuckets
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Battle on January 25 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo im spitting lava
- Coroners comfort your mama
- Not dc, this whole fuckin' genre
- Got a killer flow from the llama
- Wanted more than Osama
- That's gettin' oldplus with tha drama
- Im the king of slaying
- You know what i'm saying
- And the fragrance of my blunt will have most of you chumps shaking
- Please girl shake it for the bacon
- Uh Im pretty thirsty now
- My mouth lack saliva, no whack shit like tyga
- I nevermind a mind beyond vagina
- I'm coming after y'all like a seven headed hydra
- Hercules cant even trash me, the holy messiah
- Now I know youre thinking that you have it in the bag
- Wocky, she's a dancer, walkie-talkie ace for back up like fag
- So gimme that back my tight game,language, and all that swag
- Tryna spit fire on me but nothing coming up, force gag
- Cat got your tongue, I got pussy on mine
- Hardest spittin mothafucka this side of the line
- Dont chain me up, Im not something you can confine
- Ill get in your mind, make your bitch whine while fucking her from behind
- Your picture of a perfect rapper has just been redesigned
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I spend like half of my days making mixtapes,
- while half of your days is spent in gang rapes,
- I sip fancy wine but i dont fuck with grapes,
- you look like Caesar off of the planet of the apes,
- for fucks sakes your ears are the size of the great lakes,
- while your in the zoo im out tourin in eight states,
- im quick to steal your girl we already sharin glances,
- cause shes sick of eating bananas and swinging from tree branches,
- im makin mad cash right now dont need to worry bout finances,
- me and you are on two different levels of rap two different stances,
- ill sock u till your organs engorge, curious George,
- im singing autographs while ur parents signature ur tryna forge,
- im so sick on the mic i guess ill have to blame dope,
- imma end up being famous and my brother got the same hope,
- and none of yall gonna change that with the bars u lames wrote,
- if curious George fucks with me ill hang him by the hood on his yellow raincoat,
- i know i spit fire i got it fam, i got it man,
- droppin more bombs then the terrorists in the Taliban, damn
- please spit bars at me and ill come up with on to match you,
- cause im coming atchu,
- blessin the mic like i sneezed and said atchu,
- im quick to bash u and crash u,
- put more spikes in your head then the lady liberty statue,
- best white rapper on here, probably would be best if i was black too,
- treat blunts like tests I just take it and pass you,
- front on me and im to choke u and crush ur larynx,
- got this gold chain on they call me rabbit cause im all about my carrots,
- your heads bigger than timmy off of the fairly odd parents,
- im tearin you up so foreal ill just stop it,
- then ill fuck ur girl and pass her round like a bop it,
- and my names alleybuckets in case you forgot it