DEFENDER'S RAP

• Here's the story of the glory of a man who was so boring,
• fast forward to December of 2014: now he's soaring.
• He was a fraction, half of a faction trying to find his other half and,
• all he ever wanted to do was find a princess worth fighting a dragon.
• It was making him kind of mad that every female he'd had was a bad one.
• All they wanted was to have fun
• but when he tried to get to know them, things in common they had none.
• You're the reason I always keep my chin up.
• The reason that these rhymes are what I spit up.
• Your kisses are the weed to my stoner; and I love that I can hit up
• Your number anytime I need a fix-up.
• I feel like I got hit by a big truck.
• Because my feet stopped working and I can't seem to pick up
• Myself; I got love drunk and now I got hiccups.
• Is she the one? Only time can tell
• but if she isn't? That sucks because I've already been through hell
• Tryin' to find the one that loves me for every fiber, thought, and cell
• that make him and takes him, never to mistake him, replace or erase him.
• To love him not for the path she wants him on but the one he's already taken
• Your radiant smile is contagious, it's blatantly outrageous
• How you can make my heart and inflate it to an eight mile radius.
• Her voice is better than when the radio is playing his shit.
• He had no choice but to make this pretty lady his chick.
• Her name is Karen, and once they opened up and started sharin' it was apparent
• that she cared and they would make an excellent pair
• and that he'd be stupid not to see something there.
• And now she's the ing at the end of his gerrand
• 'cause even though he's not a verb, he's a noun,
• her words are a sound that resounds and surpass what surrounds what's around him
• Confounds him; astounds him and utterly dumbfounds him
• She drowns the countless things that formerly bound him.
• How true love found him will always confound him.