Battles Bobbysands vs Jesus
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Eyoo what's the craic
- An' 'bout ye mate
- I'm about to spit some dope-ass next level hate
- Fuck the UVF and the RUC
- I was born Roibeard Ó Seachnasaigh
- Me mates call me Bobby
- That's the PIRA
- I can bash loyalists all fuckin' day
- If you're Proddy scum
- Don't expect mercy
- I'm all about that controversy
- The peelers were scared
- I'm filled with such rage
- That's why they had to go an' lock me in a cage
- HMP The Maze is what I call home
- I'll put a bullet through your filthy Hun dome
- I should end this now 'cause my time's almost up
- Not as if anyone gave a fuck
- I did hunger strikes an' painted walls with my own shite
- They're brown now but they used to be white
- Keep it up brothers Ireland is our right
- Tiocfaidh ár lá don't give up the fight
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I don't understand a word you just said,
- hoity fucking toity, /up the UVF,
- what is that suncream/I am like the suns rays
- about to burn the shit of you/You say you are hard man,
- I think you belong in a bowl of san(d)
- slipping through my fingers
- like yo mammas puddy juices/after I finish pleasuring her.
- I am like the mesiah/you are like Jebediah,
- the one who touched kids,
- apart from that he was alright actually,
- did some good shit,
- helping homeless people,
- not a very good insult to be honest/still a massive twat,
- not about to bat/, an eyelid/ at your beats,
- they be sick, like your dick,
- Hep B and Herpes the diagnosis,
- john and bill the partners, but not like Moses.
- Jesus be performing miracles/sending you into spirals,
- you will not get up/you will not recover,
- i have seen more handsome lepres,
- you just a potato with a growth,
- now fuck off back to the South.