Battles Juggernaut_1 vs Proctologist
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Ducks, chicks, they're just animals
- Including you, you are a mammal
- No, not human, it's a man's best-friend
- Yeah you're a dog, a bitch who breastfed
- I'm just a newbie rapper
- First-time making lyrics, but packs a big hammer
- First-time making lyrics, and this is my first chapter
- Newbie as hell, like no one ever.
- Discovered this site, I went in
- For once, I thought it was a rap gym
- But no, can't find any synonyms.
- All I've found was your raps full of HOMOnyms
- Get rekt by a newb, be ashamed at yourself
- You've got 360noscoped by my super-stealth
- That's right bitch, I walk in the shadows
- Walking in them just like a commando
- This might end you in tears
- You can judge me, but I know your deepest fears
- Yes, I AM just a newbie
- But my punches are big, as big as your booty.
- My first rap is going to end
- It may not be the best so don't pretend
- My first battle MAY be my first win.
- But before winning, I wanna say "fin".
DEFENDER'S RAP
- To wreck you i dont even got to try with this Flow
- u want proof i wrote this 2 minutes Ago!
- u that cat singing informer generic version of Vanilla ice and Snow!
- this motherfucker looks and sounds like Fez from that 70's Show!
- in this battle im like shang tsung taking your Soul
- thinking your nicer than me u must of been playing to much gta and Saints Row!
- listening to young Dro! i'm like a modern day edgar allen Poe Van Gough and micheal Angelo!
- cuzz my substantial flows stick out like butch dykes with Cameltoes
- being Bold Proctologist son i never Fold so Behold in the center of my palms the Globe
- fuck probation or parole i aint trying to go out like johnny depp in Blow!
- i'll dentpole your temple and ride your brainwaves on cruise Control
- with techno sounds underground like a Mole i'm a achieve my Goals
- watch me glow u irratate me like erica glacious Mole
- this bitch sounds like my feces splashing against the toilet Bowl!
- Vision froze of Michelobe got your hoes pidgeon toed i'm known
- to throw cripiling blows to leave Holes bigger than scotty pippens Nose!
- i'll leave u on your knees like u were about to propose
- u ever try eating with gums? leave the mic for the men of Old
- or your face will need acouple of staples like its a CenterFold!