Battles  DaJoker vs mrdice

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • Unheard like I'm underwater
  • Rape your bitch and steal your daughter
  • Anyone asks say I bought her
  • I rewrote the Magna Carta
  • Just to make my life harder
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  • My raps are complete
  • I'll skin you from head to feet
  • Make you into a seat
  • Just to get one your nerves
  • I like a big ass bitch with curves
  • Call me a perve
  • Sit down youngin it's none of your concern
  • I eat As
  • So swallow my shit if you wanna learn
  • I have so much money I didn't earn
  • Imma judge, verdict is a 3rd degree burn
  • Sentenced to a urn
  • In Saturn
  • With no return
  • court is adjourned Muthafuckas
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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Now you see I have a limited vocabulary
  • Yet I can use quattuordecillion words before I die of adrenaline
  • Now as I sit inside my exoskeleton and prove that in comparison I'm a real rapper
  • Yet full of discipline as I prove that venison isn't much of a feminine word
  • As I exponentially have confirmed that I am mentally destroying anything in my way
  • I have observed as rap goes down the toilet and hope some new Marshall would emerge
  • I go through the dictionary trying to involuntarily stealthily yet lengthily write a rap
  • And try to overlap every person on this site and prove there is no match for me
  • All these abstract words have just occurred, ever heard? Or served a live squid
  • That squirmed and overturned the table that's probably unheard
  • Yet I'm a coming prophecy and a messiah and been using my saliva to spit on China
  • Honestly is such a terrible policy in general and I'm being literal and been architecturally
  • Trying to prove I'm quite the Emcee, please see me as I listen to the ShadyXV
  • Now that I listen to modern rap I wince in disbelief listening to all these "kings"
  • I kind of disagree with everything they "write" now here is a theory, Drake must be a mistake
  • Lil' Wayne is shrilly unworthily a "king" I only know of him because of the radio
  • Nicki is probably the worst, that silly piggy has probably drank too much whiskey to not realize
  • That that whereas emcees rap real she is only liked cause of her ass, fuck!
  • If she'd flash then she'd sell more pictures than tapes to all these apes
  • Sipping on these liquors and slaying with the scissors joining many psychopathic killers
  • With all these classic calligraphic writings
  • I've been trying to prove that I rhyme no matter the word

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