Battles SluttyBartender vs Neph
RULES
Disses and brags
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I could write better bars then you without using my eyes,
- Seeing you tryna come up with lyrics is sad like watching ants die,
- Everyone could see you coming but your just another low tide,
- A drunken lowlife,
- The only life you have's the Guinness cans and the nightlife,
- I could see through that skeleton,
- A madman thinking he's megatron,
- The only thing that's mega about you is your bravery,
- Accepting a challenge from me though I'd devour you like savoury,
- You couldn't get a rhyme without going on rhyme zone,
- So I guess I'm the dog and your lyrics are my bone,
- Rhyme zone's the most visited tab on your I phone,
- You spit your nursery rhymes,
- I spit my fire with a touch of lime,
- Your just a drop in the ocean,
- Just a banana on copacabana beach,
- While your reading this I can see your tears and emotion,
- Opening a pack of fags wikihow can you help neph please,
- My poetry's my lava it comes out my mind with ease,
- I could see you think your megatron,
- Thinking your hench but you weigh a megaton,
- I don't spit ordinary bars nor chocolate bars,
- To be honest to be that generous in battles I cannot be asked,
- In my battles I give my opponents a massive task,
- So go on call up your Mandems,
- To try me I'd destroy them,
- Your silly little rhymes are floppy like a floppy disk,
- Get it through your pregnant head,
- If you wanna be dissed be my guest,
- You are the reason the worlds in short supply of tipex,
- Little junkie couch potatoes drinking to much alcohol,
- So much that half it comes out his arsehole,
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I snuck seven sins through heavens door
- Had a lesson with the devil, taught me Horror-core
- I spit out this verbal venom n' grew some horns
- Triple A no more after I chop you into four
- After battling me you will be left with clinical depression
- My Demon presence, lyrical blessin'
- Drives you to the pinnacle of insanity n' Armageddon
- yes, your right I ain't no Megatron
- I'm just a hellish brute that's been places you've never gone
- You will never be on the level I'm on, I'm the mental one
- I have blackened lungs and a petrol soaked tongue
- You just stepped foot into my metal asylum
- Where every singe hospital ward is unattended and silent
- the look on your face is priceless, I've got a killing licence
- You must be jokin' right? is this a wind up?