Battles Jesus vs Philsmccracken
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This battle ended in a tie.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You what son?
- you wanna make luv on da heath
- underneath
- the apple trees(lisp)
- im not a batter
- i dont swing both ways
- i only enjoy da puddy
- like my daddy
- but we dont share
- or awkwardly stare
- at each other
- in a bother
- on a Tuesday.
- Doc says I got the clap
- that just means i got the crowd
- on der feet
- mandems go wild
- like da women
- mad respect
- BIG UP BERKSHIRE
- livin is tuff
- gotta trim that rough
- back on the green
- making it on da scene
- not lick you
- you sink like a fatty poo
- after a particular hydrogenous dinner period,
- eating primarily hydrocarbonous foods,
- inc. cheese, potatoes, butter, chocolate
- i like to think i have won this
- so if you could tell my ma i did would be great
- you da puddy tang.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You want to rap like the son of god
- but your words, they come out odd
- like prime numbers
- your mum's a slut with the plumbers
- repairing your drain?
- please...
- they're bringing her pain
- in the bum like a bender
- to the sexual health clinic they will send her
- for being such a slut
- 3 dicks at once, in the butt
- nigga you better understand
- this watch on my wrist, thats a hundred grand
- coz I got a job, i'm perfection
- not like you with 26 rejections,
- why won't the employ you?
- you think its coz you're too good
- I got words for you son, you won't even get a 2:2
- which is what you'll be wearing
- dancing around like a little billy elliot
- job prospects, noones gonna employ you yet
- I think i've proved my worth
- with my dick i've got a wider girth
- I doubt you got a comeback i'm convinced
- signed off your rap battle Prince