Battles  Jesus vs Philsmccracken

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • You what son?
  • you wanna make luv on da heath
  • underneath
  • the apple trees(lisp)
  • im not a batter
  • i dont swing both ways
  • i only enjoy da puddy
  • like my daddy
  • but we dont share
  • or awkwardly stare
  • at each other
  • in a bother
  • on a Tuesday.
  • Doc says I got the clap
  • that just means i got the crowd
  • on der feet
  • mandems go wild
  • like da women
  • mad respect
  • BIG UP BERKSHIRE
  • livin is tuff
  • gotta trim that rough
  • back on the green
  • making it on da scene
  • not lick you
  • you sink like a fatty poo
  • after a particular hydrogenous dinner period,
  • eating primarily hydrocarbonous foods,
  • inc. cheese, potatoes, butter, chocolate
  • i like to think i have won this
  • so if you could tell my ma i did would be great
  • you da puddy tang.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • You want to rap like the son of god
  • but your words, they come out odd
  • like prime numbers
  • your mum's a slut with the plumbers
  • repairing your drain?
  • please...
  • they're bringing her pain
  • in the bum like a bender
  • to the sexual health clinic they will send her
  • for being such a slut
  • 3 dicks at once, in the butt
  • nigga you better understand
  • this watch on my wrist, thats a hundred grand
  • coz I got a job, i'm perfection
  • not like you with 26 rejections,
  • why won't the employ you?
  • you think its coz you're too good
  • I got words for you son, you won't even get a 2:2
  • which is what you'll be wearing
  • dancing around like a little billy elliot
  • job prospects, noones gonna employ you yet
  • I think i've proved my worth
  • with my dick i've got a wider girth
  • I doubt you got a comeback i'm convinced
  • signed off your rap battle Prince

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