Battles Dakzilla vs BlackStallion
RULES
Instults.
Max of 24 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
BlackStallion won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Black stallion, best have the support of a battalion
- Because you're going to need a medic with a strong anesthetic
- Or some Mary Jane to relive the pain of this verbal assault.
- You're a sorry excuse for an adult, your parents never exult.
- Wouldn't be surprised if you've been to jail, and let some homeboy nail your tail
- And went back for more of that black sack to attack your ass crack.
- Now you can't walk straight, like your overweight mother. Your father should've used a rubber
- To prevent the birth of another degenerate. There's no benefit of your existence.
- And your rhymes lack brilliance Like you got them off the clearance rack at K-Mart.
- Next time load your cart with something smart instead of someone's shart
- But I should've figured. Dunno why I pictured you having intelligence.
- I had clear evidence you couldn't spit.
- So full of shit, you reek. With a weak physique.
- Plus you're hardly unique. You need a better technique.
- Now hang up your career, and fetch me another beer
- As I commandeer the props right into my safe box.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Okay I'm going in blind against Dakzilla
- and i'm finna fuck you up worse than a silver back gorilla,
- after I beat your whack ass you'll be more black than a crack deala,
- my rhymes eat every beat because imma track killa,
- as your currently reading these lines your admitting to yourself that i'm THAT iLLA,
- your like a chinchilla trying to face Godzilla!
- Seriously why are you even rapping on rap pad?
- you rap bad,
- after this battle you'll be more sad
- than a little boy that got raped by his whore dad...
- if this shit gets you more mad good i'm glad!
- This battles not gonna be a draw were not in the wild west,
- its gonna end with you being distressed and depressed
- like a girl with a C cup who cant afford bigger breast,
- your a pest but be my guest
- and take your best shot at me just know i'm wearing a vest on my chest
- and my lyrics and this gun will defend the rest,
- I'm shouting this rap at my computer screen like i'm fucking possessed,
- I got the priest over here trying to put me under arrest!
- "Butt fuck it" I'm done versing this fag that's more gay
- than five guys having foreplay in the middle of a chick-fla doorway
- letting their swords play...