CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Hello, the name's dice
• and if you fuck with me you'll pay a real price
• Now let me say that I'm not real nice
• Now what's the big deal, right? Bitch here's me when I arrive,
• I'll fucking slap you 'till you can feel the afterlife
• Yeah, here meet dice
• I'll one day arise to grab a prize
• Then I'll step on mice and fill your life with lies
• Just as I rape you with your mom, twice!
• What the fuck did I just type? Dunno I let the hands flow
• You know? Got the glow, to slice someone in half like rice
• Then let you live so you can be covered in flies
• And if you survive I'll give you a high five
• Then cut a bee hive on your head, hopefully then end your life
• And if you don't die I'll wise up and tie you to the front of my truck
• Maybe then you'll run out of luck, I'll run over a monk
• Then drive the shit into a store, maybe I'm drunk
• Like any ol' punk
• Then I'll throw you and my own daughter
• Into ocean water
• Then grab for a porno and lotion
• All in one fucking motion, I'll show them
• That I just raped my mom and beat her ass 'till her ass is nothing but meat
• If you ever meet me in the street, I'll pop your ass 'till you look like robocop
• Now you see I can take as long as I want before sharing this with the world
• Just as it twirled, I hurled
• Fuck! If I care I'll shave my hair, then use the shavings to shank you in the lung
• The right one, just for fun, and while I'm at it I'll use my gun to try to outdo myself
• Now when I dissect my cells my hairs begin to cringe, just as I eat my own stomach
• Once I'm done with my meal, I normally would have grinned