Battles Theyoungesthere vs Reddeh
RULES
Punchlines/Disses, Make 'em laugh.
Max of 32 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I look stupid, I dress stupid and feel stupid -
- Efforts fruitless and mind useless,
- But the truth is:
- I'd rather be this way than that way,
- I'm bad for the earth just like a can of hairspray.
- My click spreads like rumour, and hearsay,
- Does a double-negative straight man equal a queer gay?
- I like to have sex in lots of different weird ways
- And when I'm finished with the front I'll hit the rear cave.
- You'll never do nothing new, you're just a fear slave,
- I got pure hate for the youth so I got peer hate.
- People look at me like "You're fucking weird, mate" -
- 'Coz I do too many drugs and look a sheer state.
- I equal you, just minus artistry,
- They say I'm always on target - Archery.
- For me, it's never been hard to see,
- You don't sell dope, only farcery.
- Whilst I'm so wild-out, I'll take my girlfriend to a strip-club,
- Flirting with the waitress, still go home and get my dick sucked.
- Talkin' to the girl like "Are you ready for this, love?"
- Then take her to the back-room, and give her a fist-fuck.
- I'm smart, but I'm pretending not to be -
- Expensive, like mailing shit overseas.
- I'm a good investment, call me soda-stream -
- And I'm always in a bitch, like some ovaries.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Reddeh on a warpath
- and if you do the math,
- Its gonna be a blood bath
- When I say bath, in your blood I shall bathe
- Maybe take a sip or two just to have a taste
- Stop, don't collaborate, just listen
- Pay attention to the shit that I'm spittin
- let me elaborate, you're scatter brained
- I spit fire and light myself, ignite like katniss
- Daft Punk, Harder better faster
- I'll go katrina on you, bastard
- I don't care if you're black, white, green or orange
- I don't have to make sense: 4 inch door hinge
- put my porridge in storage, let george care for it
- who said we couldn't rhyme orange beforehand?
- Now ladies
- Grab your babies, Make them rain over me
- what I say, you will do because my reign over you
- now there are adorable infant corpses at my feet
- tiny bodies in the street, my word is new abortion
- sorry, pro life but this is my motion
- an act thats passed because y'all voted for it
- can't stop, won't stop, Miley
- even better when you put a fly beat behind me
- I'm a curious case but not benjamin button
- I'm Edward Scissor/cunt rubbin finger fuckin
- I go into a manic state, my bath is drained
- you stay wide awake and not unscathed