Battles  CarpullFunnel vs HoodNeck8nt9Trublz

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Wassup yall this iz karfool punnels cuzo,
  • Im not taking it easy on you guys this time becuz my primo needs sum respect points,
  • So ima do it like this...
  • Yo check out this flow, you did not know?
  • I'll give you a show for all you hip hop ohhh's!!!!
  • That comprend nuthin', seriously you all were just frontin' and suckin',
  • The P, no Punani, microPhones are all I need,
  • To call you midgets get in contact with this tech-no-lo-G.
  • I'll try to relate back to the title but hows a song,
  • Suppose to make sense with the rhyme all in the wrong?
  • This rap battle doesn't mean nothin'!!! Unless you put meaning into the lines,
  • 5imiles, meta4s, and exper1ences into sumthin.
  • YOur understanding in this universe is so slim like a fabric,
  • U ain't shady, darkness eats light (writer's block) even my thought is static,
  • Reception in the attic, the wedding's are dramatic,
  • The bride collides with bottle and gets too krunk,
  • The honeymoon rides away passed out stuck in the new trunk,
  • A blue punk rocks the craddle until its fatal, a crew hunk.
  • Observation is the relation an infant shares with their premature,
  • Parents, running errands, theoretically their wealth is diabetically,
  • Corrupted with fatty acids, sugar and boogers shoved down the trap,
  • High pressure rises, but lows are also topped with bloods turnt into scraps.
  • A piece of trash litered on the ground, raised to be placed down,
  • Nuclear waste don't seem to help, cause every time they shit talk all of it ends up on yelp,
  • Sorry heres my filling towards detentist,
  • Orthondonist won't lend a dime to fix up a century of ten-pissed teens,
  • In their dreams, they wouldn't dare to switch their flosses for mental cream.
  • Im raping, double-taping, prime-ateing, my great team,
  • For a rating of debating and inflating the sleight clean,
  • Of Saint-Nick, I bet you never rack chips for Satan,
  • Drink up that Fanta, cuz its Santa disguised in red for his hatin'.

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • I'm seasoned like a steak watch me rake in this dough
  • Since we talkin bout garden tools I stay breakin these hoez
  • whats at stake can make you or break you luckily im a bobdybuillder
  • trained n maintained the worlds weight ain't to heavy for me to take
  • watch as you shake looks like all you tendons and knees about to break
  • A drug war veteran spittin mescaline, Higher than fear n loathing
  • gettin bitches to pop ass like balloons when they floatin
  • alright alright I'll stop the boastin better stop the shit talk why you can
  • cuz homie I'm the suga ray robinson of roastin straight clobberin
  • oppnents
  • if you my opposition just know that it' hopeless
  • burn you so long by the time I run outta fire you look like you toastin
  • call me casper so high I alway look like I'm floatin
  • with yo bitch in the rafters while she screamin faster as I shaft her
  • I'm the corvette and she loud like a flowmaster
  • when she gets fucked by you all you hear is her laughter
  • as your heart shatters you get left an emotional disaster
  • eat a rapper up like a feast served on a gold platter
  • then eat his girl for dessert right after
  • she's sweet like candy watch me unwrap her
  • Lyrically insane kid wrap raps around you so fast I'll mummy yo ass
  • leave you delirouslly thrashed
  • call you bammer stan with the bag, you stink like ass that ain't dro
  • it's trash, you alott like old garbage stuffed in a black hefty bag
  • lost in the back of a mexis pad
  • I'm well established like a hospital helli pad

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