DEFENDER'S RAP

• Well ok then i'll give this a shot, why not?
• I'm kind of nervous though my stomachs in a knot
• Your name is lyle that's funny i'll gladly take this win with a smile for no money
• You see this rapping thing is easy like a bee making honey
• Throw a rhyme here and there maybe even a simile I'm not really aware
• I do it for fun so i honestly don't care, see i'm sitting in front of a desk in a chair
• I call this place my batcave cause it resembles a lair
• Lets see have no life, get no girls, thats my to do list and they all have a check
• I'm dissing myself before you get the chance oh what the heck
• See words are like paper balls they have no effect
• This raps too clean i should title it immaculate, makes me wanna bust a nut maybe ejaculate
• I'm spitting nonsense and for that i hope i get no hate, cause i feel like a bomb about to detonate
• i toned it down just for you that's why this rap resembles some poo
• But yet i still have a chance of winning call me charlie sheen
• I don't even have to diss you or be so mean, on the contrary i dissed myself
• Like a short joke on myself if i were an elf
• Santas little helper working so much i need an alka seltzer
• May the best man win and to the victor a giant big grin