Battles Ape vs Glenn-Wreckless
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- man you're not omnipotent,
- you're weak,
- I'm godlike, divine,
- supreme.
- see you're shit is chronic
- You're just a fucking human, who's going to die of a plague,
- It's bubonic.
- I'm last of my kind bitch, The Fucking Primate
- This is the fucking rising of the planet of the fucking apes
- Your last meal won't be happy if you beef with me boy
- You get no burger, no fries, no drink and no toy.
- why don't you take your friends and go on a sausage fest.
- You look like half an ogre from Shrek
- Just the thighs,
- Torso and neck
- You got rolls on your back which spell
- "Banana" where shoulders connect
- Him battling me?
- That makes no fucking sense!
- I rap like a T-rex
- And you rap like you were Born with defects
- This is over.
- After this,
- You'd probably want me to autograph your posters
- Bitch.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- bitch im the fucking reason waldos missin
- i killed em and chopped him up in the kitchen
- razors knifes slitten blood sperten and spittin
- on top is my favorite position stabbin and slicin
- more holes than a dyson its all a reaction
- to this fucking vaccine shit where's maxin
- oh i drop her off .... the top of a roof ha ha
- shove and a push poof she disappeared
- shit now ive got the cops in my rear view mirror
- pedal to the medal driving through a field full off cattle
- come on lets battle up in the castle with candles
- on the mantel im mental oriental elemental experiential
- gently tonsil wrestle with fruit and vegetables
- hitting my penis with cabbages fucking shits savage
- what a habit love it like im a rabbit god damn it
- next time i see you youve had it now go vote at my ballad