Battles vs Clee
RULES
Rap about birds, with multis and wordplay.
Max of 31 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Fuck rapping, I wanna do some rocking too,
- I'm #Penguin waddling when I'm walking through,
- and #Flamingo footed with one sock & shoe.
- I'll remix your tapes, make them chopped 'n screwed,
- and leave heads bobbing like a #Cockatoo.
- Yes it's true, this verse is #Mocking you.
- You're like when #Pelicans scoop—jaw dropped when I talk to you.
- When you spit you should suck a #Cock or two,
- Cause I got a few so your mom can choose,
- She's heading down South like some flocking #Goose,
- She's makin' it poppin' and sop with ooze.
- Huffin' 'nd #Puffin 'til it produces juice.
- I've got a few screws loose, I'm ruthless rude,
- I'm always on point like Madonna's Boobs.
- I'll #Murder you, fight like Krav Maga Jews;
- Can't #Duck this punch, I'll turn your snot nose blue.
- My lines are tight, like a knot or noose,
- While you rhyme like poop, d'you drop a deuce?
- I've got #Chicks squawking like I flew the coop.
- HYPE's more humorous than #Rooster tooths.
- I'm rap's fantasy—
- you make fantasy raps with roster moves,
- So who do you choose as substitutes,
- Honest dude, if only us #Toucan feud,
- Like a few #Eagle Q's—I'll leave your doggs abused,
- while with your lines you only vomit spews.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- that was tight but look dawg
- yo motha fucka so u think u bad,
- u neek to get a motha fuckin writin pad,
- take notes cause im about to destroy you,
- and this shit here is way overdue,
- homie this shit here is my life,
- imma open this up like a switch blade knife,
- i hope u will learn somthing today,
- i leave people in a disarray,
- this shit right here is unfair,
- im so gifted and and my talent is very rare,
- u never seen this shit so clean,
- to measure the damage on u we will need a machine,
- cause its just sad all this shit im doint to you,
- battelin me is somethin like taboo,
- cause i will massacure you just like jason or freddy,
- im comin at ya and i dont care if ur ready,
- Motha fucka please move my hands are firm and steady,
- get ready cuzz your rhymes are gonna become a fuckin parody.
- i smell weakness and fear.
- geekyness i swear, it is so terrbile it's unbearable,
- now dawg whatcha got to say since your words aren't spareable!