DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm cooking up some bars for ya, 'bout to pull the pin
• Here comes war for the fourth time, check it as my pen spins
• Take the horns, your with the bull in the pen,
• I make this scornful mournful glyph writing full of such frightening tidings again
• Imma fuck your world up like an S-T-D
• Guess it was just all that carpet bombing
• Better not turn the other cheek or ima spear on through
• Like Leonidas motherfucker I'm lining up my troops
• Like king Midas the other such heir of a kingdom, all things that come turn hard
• Explains my raps and my dick, tell that to a bard
• Hey, all my bros are Qs, since their way ahead of just being B's and just behind U
• Their adventures are told and add to cultures ten fold
• You're a rat behind bars of a screen,
• I'm a fucking U.S.A Starz, like I'm on T.V.
• Have these blankets with the sars and take it like the Indies
• The odyssey is loosely based on my life
• Hero's journey? Easy, cut the crap and take a knife
• Like a martyr, I'm smarter than Einstein on smarties
• Iike mailing eight letters to k-mart and putting 'em all in the k
• Like K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S mart
• Trike, stay well, them damn loopy Q's are only ten from being G's
• And being old enough to drink, but even they could face you
• You'll never word this shit the way I word it
• You'll be thinkin' this for weeks and wonder where ya heard it