DEFENDER'S RAP

• They say he was in eighth grade
• Smokin weed and fuckin hoes all day?
• No, lookin dweeb and stuck in woes all day
• Bet he's gettin head in trigonometry, like trick a "nom" on my tree?
• No, doing math like one two three sittin way back where its hard to see
• I need to wear glasses, why didnt I have 'em with me
• So blurry I gotta stand closer to the screen
• Just a step or two to this desk in front 'a me a girl's wearing denim and pretty
• Her friend said we'd have a bit of a spark
• So as we fled out the class after the bells start
• I said screw art and caught up with her, like damn, smart
• A motherfucking girlfriend! Player alert!
• But what the fuck happens now, not like ima greet my cock to her hen
• We arent even up close or personal, I barely know the girl
• Any try to bring stuff up is all fluffed up
• And so we broke up barely a week later, some shit just aint what you think it'll be