Battles  AlbertBane vs RocNY

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Trying to blindside me with a switched on mic, but this is the internet
  • Now your fucked you took a too big a bite of a non working switched on mic
  • Nothing you said will turn out making you look bright
  • Quick think of a comeback before we switch on the light
  • This is cyberspace, I'm gonna smash your self esteem now you can't use mace
  • Don't think your Eminem and run this like a rabbit race
  • You should go right home because your a disgrace
  • Yea I'm gonna see you later, you will bring me coffee in bed make it just like your mother said
  • But don't think that's the end, cause at lunch time it's your sister I'll bend
  • No she knows me by now and always bring a friend, oh shit its your girlfriend
  • Or was it your wife I can't remember since i only fucked her twice
  • Yea it was nice, we take turns rolling a dice, fucked their faces white they looked like mice
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  • I'm tired of you, I might be your dad but that will never happen
  • cause I won't raise a fag
  • You battling on the net, so why go out with them faggot ass friends and brag?
  • You come running to take your best shot but I'm like quick sand and make your shots sag
  • While you dress like a drag, my dick is like a cookie for your mom it makes that bitches tail wag
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  • I'm done, your wasting my time
  • This was kids play I never tried to rhyme
  • So it's time to say bye
  • While your mom sucks my cock and I get high
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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Your on rappad rappin like your Gran dad
  • Rappers report to me man don't be mad man
  • Imma mad man watching mad men
  • Not to mention I got no pen to click open
  • That scabs fresh that I reopened
  • inside your head I'm ahead
  • Like the tennis open
  • Im probing your girl while she's deep throatin
  • She won't stop chokin
  • Someone do cpr
  • I think she's broken
  • Can't Press Replay
  • Send a reply
  • The record buttons broken
  • So this is the rewrite
  • Yes I'm good
  • And yet I'm still fly
  • So set those standards
  • Make sure they high

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