Battles AlbertBane vs RocNY
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This battle ended in a tie.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Trying to blindside me with a switched on mic, but this is the internet
- Now your fucked you took a too big a bite of a non working switched on mic
- Nothing you said will turn out making you look bright
- Quick think of a comeback before we switch on the light
- This is cyberspace, I'm gonna smash your self esteem now you can't use mace
- Don't think your Eminem and run this like a rabbit race
- You should go right home because your a disgrace
- Yea I'm gonna see you later, you will bring me coffee in bed make it just like your mother said
- But don't think that's the end, cause at lunch time it's your sister I'll bend
- No she knows me by now and always bring a friend, oh shit its your girlfriend
- Or was it your wife I can't remember since i only fucked her twice
- Yea it was nice, we take turns rolling a dice, fucked their faces white they looked like mice
- I'm tired of you, I might be your dad but that will never happen
- cause I won't raise a fag
- You battling on the net, so why go out with them faggot ass friends and brag?
- You come running to take your best shot but I'm like quick sand and make your shots sag
- While you dress like a drag, my dick is like a cookie for your mom it makes that bitches tail wag
- I'm done, your wasting my time
- This was kids play I never tried to rhyme
- So it's time to say bye
- While your mom sucks my cock and I get high
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Your on rappad rappin like your Gran dad
- Rappers report to me man don't be mad man
- Imma mad man watching mad men
- Not to mention I got no pen to click open
- That scabs fresh that I reopened
- inside your head I'm ahead
- Like the tennis open
- Im probing your girl while she's deep throatin
- She won't stop chokin
- Someone do cpr
- I think she's broken
- Can't Press Replay
- Send a reply
- The record buttons broken
- So this is the rewrite
- Yes I'm good
- And yet I'm still fly
- So set those standards
- Make sure they high