DEFENDER'S RAP

• What happened to us, all you want to do is cuss
• I hear you sit there and fuss, I wish you'd get hit by a bus
• Your lips are crap like rust, all you want is lust
• To be honest I have no trust, this whole thing is a total bust
• Your a real bitch, you have this plan to make me have to stitch,
• up our relationship, after bills I can barely afford my dip!
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• Were sinking like the Titanic, but we are not like Rose and Jack we only have the panic
• Filled with heavy metal, all I want to do is just settle
• with you, and maybe have a little kid too
• I say "BOOM HEADSHOT!", you say "I like velvet!"
• Two different people, so very unequal.
• I'm like your rival, this is what we call survival!
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• "I just want a touch!", "NO YOU'LL DO IT TOO MUCH!"
• "Look I promise!", "I'M NOT GETTING OUT O MY PAJAMAS!"
• "How old are you, 3!", "NOTHING IN YOU SHORTS I SEE!"
• "Your wrong about that, It's harder that a wiffel ball bat!"
• "THAT'S WHY IT SMELLS LIKE A RAT? THAT'S WHY I DON'T WANNA TAP THAT!"