DEFENDER'S RAP

• Yo, you craft singles so cheesy, draft jingles, so breezy
• Easy, no cover girl, boy you're so sleazy
• Like Sneezy, no dwarf, but boy you come up short
• Cuz the standards that you're held to end you up in court
• Dropped the ball, but we stop and brawl
• I can't be boxed in, but watch out for my sprawl
• When I'm facedown on the ground that's when I end the round
• This sound is so loud when I spit your voice is drowned
• I know the mountains we climb can be so hard
• But I live under the Rock like Patrick Star
• You can catch me in my snapback when I snap back some witty attack
• But I'm doing this for fun, don't take it heavy, I'll cut you some slack
• Look, heaven ain't the final destination, it's just the starting line
• But your vision is blurry, you can't think straight thoughts like you drunk off wine
• I'd tell you to stay cool but that's hard to do in hell
• Please get your life straight before you hear the final bell
• Zack Morris, you're saved by that victory bell
• Cuz that's when my Jesus bid my sins farewell
• He can do the same for you, fix you up like superglue
• Make your heart whole when he fills that hole, yeah he'll make you brand new
• This sound waves good bye to the tears in your eyes
• Cuz you know you can have purpose, no reason to cry
• See I'm writing rhymes, I'm fighting time
• Ain't no deception like Optimus prime
• God's fighting for you, call that a star war
• I ain't even finished yet, I got bars some more
• Let these bars soar, mars, snickers, and Skor
• God took the final shots, call that the winning
• I know it's fairly odd that the very God is my parent, Timmy Turner
• God's got a fire that's steady flowing in me, a gas burner