DEFENDER'S RAP

• I wasn't born me,I was pushed by treachery
• Wandering the streets for some puss to fetch me
• Don't pass me a drink and things could get messy
• My brain's mushed on the lefty,I'm edgy
• Things linked to me were blasphemy,don't pester me
• 10 pints of gin don't blaster me,5 gallons of beer get to me
• Brothers were after me,arrested for drinks in recency
• Ripped my spleen like Wolverine in the X-Man scenes
• Cause I sold my jeans plus mutilated my genes
• Now live in the trees with hook and ass fleas
• Still got two bottles of wine left to me
• About time,quit asking me,I ain't sharing these
• Blood stained on every screen cause I made the ladies scream
• With my baggy jeans and shaggy breeze,ain't nobody seen me
• Defied the laws of gravity then went on to insanity and left with no clarity
• Things getting me for free,mind bogging but doesn't answer me
• Beer and brandy are a gift for me,wine and vodka lifted me
• Beer and gin assisted me,port and rum freed me but took the goods for me
• Left drunk in the pantry,I have no remedy but somebody lavishly took the gun for free
• Then stuck the metal to my ass like Robocop and left me dead in the sewers with one shot
• It's all I got but IronMan always wants to take my fuck ass assets
• Asserted me with pass faggots and cooked me in the past packets
• Stripped me of my genitals and medicines,it's a four leave clover
• If you went too hover,then God will take you for your drinking sins
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