CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Chorus:
• He's a chronic masturbator
• only fucked 1 girl, he paid her
• he'll be at home jacking off later
• cause he's chronic masturbator
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• so what I like to masturbate
• and ejaculate, it feels great
• but at this rate
• i'll be outta cum before im twenty eight
• if only I could find my soul mate,
• how you do it dave
• whats it like when you fucking kate
• "its the fucking best DJ TJ
• I love it when I get a BJ in my PJs"
• what about you my homey big Case
• whats it like when you fuck chicks with the thick waist
• "its the motherfucking best
• I put these bitches to the test
• I give then no rest unless
• I have made a complete and total mess"
• well im sorry but I must confess
• the chick I have fucked was some whore named paris
• no not the heiress just one from an escort service
• I was pretty nervous and sort of embarrassed
• that's why now only I make myself jizz
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• Chorus
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• I grab my light saber
• i'm darth vader
• oh ya Teezy right there, just hit paydirt
• I couldn't get off to ralph nader
• but sarah palin, guarantee i'll jack off to you later
• I aint the Arnold schwarzenager
• the terminator, im the masturbator
• on the elevator or escalator
• could call me the procrastinator
• I can do all that other shit later
• cause right now i need a stimulator
• so i grab my megan fox pussy simulator
• man, I would love to just date her
• bring her to my moms place to fucking mate her
• hopefully that will be my fate or
• i guess i'd even settle for just taylor
• I'd bang her so hard, i'd make a crator
• go to the restaurant where she's waitor
• "hi there, you hungry, how can I cater?"
• ya I'd like to get a cumshot on those taters
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• chorus
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• oh boy, we're getting naked
• im saying heres my virginity, take it
• too bad I can only fake it
• so here I sit as I shake it
• where should I jizz, on a towel or blanket
• I watch porn wishing I could make it
• if I got my dick near a pelvis, i'd break it
• but here I am, ricky bobby, shake and bake it
• bout to put the icing on the cake it's
• okay everybody who thinks I got nill
• I got a bitch to fuck, her name is jill
• shes ready to go, take my Viagra pill
• no matter how hard it gets, I will
• keep going till I get my fill
• of pleasure, jill you did great
• but next time we should probly wait
• for the porn to start before we masturbate