CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Fuck fuck fuck stick my dick in rubber duck
• while i'm driven my truck screaming fuck
• across the country
• running over these hoes stumbling over their heels like a monkey
• tryna get away like prey on this beautiful day
• while they're screaming names the bible tells you not to say
• i already got brains on my bumper from last night
• in my defense i was a little drunk looking for a fight since midnight
• i must have lost sight of the road like a bad episode
• cuz last thing i remember was seeing a toad
• and swerving into a nun right in front of her church
• priest came running at me so i ran his ass down so he wouldn't disturb
• i did that for free of charge
• oh shit here comes the Sarge
• better dip quick got enough points on my license
• louder grows the sound of the sirens
• oh wait is that a bridge up ahead
• i should just end it right here instead
• scream fuck the police while i drive over the barricade
• with an attitude that's unafraid
• ( Crash )