Battles Tew-SLy vs Snivelly_Snape
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- //Verse 1
- We all go mondegreen with the records on the scene,
- He wore no evergreen so across the assaults is a common theme
- Talk show or clever scheme, it's just another severed spleen
- All for the show, never seen these plays before
- Lock up the zone, he's a small-minded foe through a leather screen,
- Pull up with a heater and turn my double Berettas into a curve beam
- Re-engineer the phase modulator, bendin' bulltets like an Airy stream,
- I see it clear, ate with a hater, my tension pulls it, a buried scheme
- To vary themes, I'll aim at you later, but I'll accelerate particles until they Cherenkov gleam
- But If I way out the pros and cons we'll go shoot a tommy like Baryon teams, light the beam (brrt)
- Hold these lines, lemme blow your mind of my proof of copy of Mr.Alan
- I'm whipin' out the competition, washin' away the bodies,
- Floodin' through the venue like a literal true tsunami,
- Clear the whole perimeter, (click clack) suit and tie on me,
- I'll go shoot a tommy, smooth velocity like a true anomaly
- You're under my layers and I'm comin' up to build a Pluton colony
- Five players couldn't raise the magnitude of my prophecy,
- Whip out a heater, throw another splitter in the atoms velocity
- Overdrive the reaper, then zero the animosity
- Turn my double Berttas into a curve beam...
- ...Strikin' out Einstein's doubts with a curie team,
- Splittin' timelines at the Fifth Solvay while you church scream, (TEWSLY SUCKS)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Before I get started, here's what I'm gonna say:
- TEW-SLY SUCKS - and that line you predicted was better than watching you graphing growth decays.
- This kid is coming at me as if he's showing me his science grades
- But the last thing I wanted was to give feedback to another headache.
- Alright, Bill Nye, you came here with Wikipedia facts
- But let's put duct-tape on your mouth before you start calculating Jupiter's mass
- You think you smashed your exams, but I'm here looking at your answers and drawing slashes
- Maybe a little more studying and less cramming can help you in the long-run perhaps
- Child, you can come see me after class
- All this 'I'm gonna blow your mind' and 'wipe out the competition' talk is driving me mad
- You have all the bark but you are yet to actually bite
- 'Striking out Einsten's doubts' is cringe enough that I hope you die witha little pesticide
- Anybody tell you you gotta repeat an experiment three times before writing your report?
- You didn't even write a hypothesis before you assumed you were the top of your cohort
- So here's a B for effort (I know you crammed)
- So maybe plan ahead before your pen's ink gets jammed.