Battles  Tew-SLy vs Snivelly_Snape

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • //Verse 1
  • We all go mondegreen with the records on the scene,
  • He wore no evergreen so across the assaults is a common theme
  • Talk show or clever scheme, it's just another severed spleen
  • All for the show, never seen these plays before
  • Lock up the zone, he's a small-minded foe through a leather screen,
  • Pull up with a heater and turn my double Berettas into a curve beam
  • Re-engineer the phase modulator, bendin' bulltets like an Airy stream,
  • I see it clear, ate with a hater, my tension pulls it, a buried scheme
  • To vary themes, I'll aim at you later, but I'll accelerate particles until they Cherenkov gleam
  • But If I way out the pros and cons we'll go shoot a tommy like Baryon teams, light the beam (brrt)
  • Hold these lines, lemme blow your mind of my proof of copy of Mr.Alan
  • I'm whipin' out the competition, washin' away the bodies,
  • Floodin' through the venue like a literal true tsunami,
  • Clear the whole perimeter, (click clack) suit and tie on me,
  • I'll go shoot a tommy, smooth velocity like a true anomaly
  • You're under my layers and I'm comin' up to build a Pluton colony
  • Five players couldn't raise the magnitude of my prophecy,
  • Whip out a heater, throw another splitter in the atoms velocity
  • Overdrive the reaper, then zero the animosity
  • Turn my double Berttas into a curve beam...
  • ...Strikin' out Einstein's doubts with a curie team,
  • Splittin' timelines at the Fifth Solvay while you church scream, (TEWSLY SUCKS)
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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Before I get started, here's what I'm gonna say:
  • TEW-SLY SUCKS - and that line you predicted was better than watching you graphing growth decays.
  • This kid is coming at me as if he's showing me his science grades
  • But the last thing I wanted was to give feedback to another headache.
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  • Alright, Bill Nye, you came here with Wikipedia facts
  • But let's put duct-tape on your mouth before you start calculating Jupiter's mass
  • You think you smashed your exams, but I'm here looking at your answers and drawing slashes
  • Maybe a little more studying and less cramming can help you in the long-run perhaps
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  • Child, you can come see me after class
  • All this 'I'm gonna blow your mind' and 'wipe out the competition' talk is driving me mad
  • You have all the bark but you are yet to actually bite
  • 'Striking out Einsten's doubts' is cringe enough that I hope you die witha little pesticide
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  • Anybody tell you you gotta repeat an experiment three times before writing your report?
  • You didn't even write a hypothesis before you assumed you were the top of your cohort
  • So here's a B for effort (I know you crammed)
  • So maybe plan ahead before your pen's ink gets jammed.

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