Battles Tew-SLy vs KMETA_ANAKETA616
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Look,
- I got a couple of pills, I gotta pop em
- A couple of bills, the struggle is bought I was ten
- Always in trouble, whips beating my ass, got caught
- His struggle is a puzzle, scripts couldn’t fit the plot
- Muzzle a 12, I had this stick since I was 12, hot
- In the jungle, I just a bitch that I can cuddle,
- Humble rumbles, my stompin’ grounds got a spot to itch,
- Nothin came when I was moppin’ sounds crumble, life’s a bitch
- But I had to put it in overtime, mound my pitch,
- It’s all curves, extra innings to my lower spine,
- It hurts, legs have no nerves but I reached over my mind
- My time in Greg’s head is flexin’ an end, a beast in my prime
- I’m one of those threats, I ceased and I at least write more rhymes
- But it’s a waste of time, X are feds who feast for the dead four times
- And I’m not shootin’ my mind to you guys, it’s not the factors guys
- It’s my like the twitter side, we answer lies on the internet
- So my trigger figure revives, so when I say X are feds
- It’s just an entrendre to show you guys X people say lies (haha)
- I planned to just land a #9 combo, but I guess I realize
- I need a number 9 ammo, equal rights and legal rights
- Fallin’, 9 teens in my area got ICED or snatched
- So it’s the after-math of your area, you have 9 zeros
- But don’t help the country, if your country n’
- Voted this orange head, your not countryman (haha)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- yoo off the top of the head - FUCK YOU I AM JUDGE DREAD! u're fed with faeces..
- I am above the normal human species freestyle rap level! now I'm gonna level up, as I'm a rebel!
- & u a nice metal anal-matryoshka, u Russian-toy! metronome ya like "holocaust-shka"!
- u're a 'kokoshka' & ya head's: 'analna broshka'! u hoe, shh! shhk'ut-tha-fuk-up! dat's wats-up!
- drink cum in the pub with of all of ya 1 & a half friends, u bum! the pub's crawling
- in ya anal-dub-fx-wanna-be-self anus! I'm Tha Mayor! and u're a midget-'n'-an-elf! no FX -
- just u - Lana Del Rey, becoming gay was your best & smartest move, now get da rest of ya outta way!
- u lil' hoe! can u feel the groove? I'll let u make luv to my roof while I burn tha muthafucka down
- 'cause we don't need no water, u clown!! I'mma fucka-tha-mutha outta u down-syndrome chromosome;
- I use Chrome - u I-net Explorer! get sum chronomantic-lyrical-verbal-miracle! 'ey, Dora-da-Explora!
- found you near the cum-flora, full of cum I am herbal-essences biblical, full of rum and coca cola,
- while u dying from Ebola, like sum poor-black-nigga from afri-can-ape continent, listenin' Toto
- & playin' lotto & solitaire; u giga-virgin, get sum free-titan-rape from Mr. Confident!
- u missin' a tooth, layin' in the booth! my motto is: solitude and air! so I can breath!
- & not like u, Winnie-Pooh chokin' under a cop's boot! guess u'r a winner, huh? haha mor' like a
- one-liner-whiner! YO, go suck ma diner-wiener-mouth-finder, & dontcha whine, you moth!
- find sum on grinder & let ma-off-da-top-of-da-head be a reminda not to battle neva-eva 'gain!
- dat's 1-love-pop-in-ya-head! be a rewinder & rewind my rap until u re-hear the wind rewindin' u
- into a bit of a runaway-train - Idnt do it 4 fame, just fo' da exercise, u Penny-Flame-porn-slut!
- I got acres of lyrical-assassinations fo' free - not fo' penny! u are lame! I'm MAME32 -
- tons of old-school games, programmed deep down in my head! bold and dull u are,
- rodeo James Deen's fat cock! u luv it when u enter a state of amok! smoke some dick,
- luv gettin ya into-the-pique of your own degradation! I'M DA WHOLE RAP NATION combined in one!
- and u? - u've just been untied, so make ya move, clown! u gotta fight just like Jus Allah
- & suck an ottoman Pasha! & bow in front of the Master Pawn of Myself, Kmeta-Anaketa, Da-Meta-Rap-
- Jedi-Inner-Self of Da-Domination! make u pirouette, so u spin baby spin right now, u lil-hoe-clown!