Battles MILSLING vs Tew-SLy
RULES
Go dumb with it
Max of 43 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Is it me VU?
- Or UV me
- Or maybe you just stink
- And it’s me V me
- I don’t know beats me
- Unlike you
- But just like your girl on my pee pee
- You sure you don’t wanna be me
- I heard one bar from your mouth
- and my fear started fleeting
- Though that should be said with an asterisk
- because now my ears be bleeding
- Come at me, son, I’m wacky
- when the pills slapped me
- Still half decent
- You’re already on the way down
- Looks like you’re already half “de-sunt”
- You outwrap me yeah that’s debunked
- You can’t hurt me you can’t beat me
- cause my mom thinks my raps are cool
- And seeing as my initials are TP
- and I have Crohn’s disease,
- she thinks my rap name should be Tee Pee
- Why the fuck am I telling you
- this because every time I picture myself going
- Demon on the mic slaughtering bars as Tee Pee
- I can’t dude 😂🤣
- But for real TP might be key
- like my lines wiped clean
- My bars are squeaky
- Protected from yours
- I’m just spitting cold shit mean and freaky
- You spewing human waste like stew,
- choking on hot feces
- Strapped like your mom during bondage
- You’re only strap is “onned” bitch
- All right, I’m about done so be a good Cunt and lie still
- while I line up this last shot
- The finale to this half assed catastrophe
- I’m not just gunning it
- I’m just like starfish are anatomically
- You can’t be more “armed” to the teeth than me bitch
DEFENDER'S RAP
- //intro
- Drop it
- //Refrain Chours
- Too many vultures inside my culture, I'm just here to provoke you
- Niggas been eatin', but niggas been poachers, tell 'em their time is over
- Ayy (Ayy, what?), is you dumb or is you stupid (Is you dumb?)
- Can't you tell that it's a movement? (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
- Hot shit, I done made it on the opp list (Grr, grr, bop)
- Talk shit, you can make it on my opp list (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
- Got lit, I done made it on the opp list (Grr, grr, bop)
- Got him 'cause he made it on my opp list (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
- //Verse 1
- When the watch list lifts up with 30 chambers
- I up lift 3 four fours to slit haters
- They say neighbor but can’t provide the paper
- To represent there gang aside there nature
- So we later falay him with layers to hang em’
- N’ give no prayer to lay him a burial to slang em’,
- When people swear on the Bible they dare dangle em’
- So I go at em’ cause I square dance so we battle em’
- Where is he goin? He goin’ to hell and the water ain’t savin’ em’
- I got a couple target listin’ my Listerine I got a couple Mr.Mean in em’
- To keep my bank Mr.Green, cause I keep it clean with double seams in em’
- So we empty the scene with a couple of shells to clean the slate
- Since we bait each other I bait all of you with this beat
- Cause you beat a bitch until this beat beats her heartbeat
- So beep-beep I’m beatin’ this 808 like my soulmate provides
- Hate, we swing heat seekin’ to data-base your spoil provision
- Cause we make you feat for fear so I betta myself with oil provided
- To sell your soil, I pledge a perk to make my beta, I Veda my supervisor
- We rebel rebels who wanna reveal n’ sell the feta woo!
- I got superpowers to super mark it to your delta boo!
- I swing this boot with no duper damage to cut her shoe
- Off, since you side me I go offsides n’ borrow mele hamage
- N’ damage your brain, don’t ride off on my fellas I slam ya
- To the grand edge so fetch it, don’t hide behind your cough
- Cause we slot your scretchin’ so ride or die your be-hind
- In every tire burn cause I road burn every stomach burn
- Cause when I skretch the road it’s just an acidic burn
- To watch my timer turn every herd burn mentally cause who learns