CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Yo, I stepped out the crib like, “Fine, Ma, I’ll go socialize,”
• Nerd brain weaponized, specs on, over-analyzed,
• Tryna find a friend, not a fuckin’ sexual enterprise,
• But every girl I talk to’s got that Netflix-and-penetrate in her eyes.
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• I’m like, “Hey, I just wanna chill,” they like, “Till when?”
• “Till forever maybe?” Boom! friendship killed again,
• They like, “Forever? So you wanna marry me? Bury me?
• Kiss me? Tear my jeans off? Hell no, don’t you dare with me.”
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• Yo, what the fuck happened? Why y’all acting like this?
• Every convo feels like a trapdoor drop into “wanna kiss?”
• I just want a bond, but society’s gone full apocalypse,
• They be like every relationship’s one slippery slope to crotch and hips.
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• So they ghost me, post me like I’m some broken glitch,
• “Damn bro’s so nice, must be tryna score,” like I’m a horny witch,
• I walk away pissed thinkin', “Life’s a bitch,”
• Went back to HQ, hit the books, "Fine, let me flip the switch."
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• So I grind, making ma mind sharper than a guillotine,
• Stacked up cash, built a future, looked back, nothin’ but Vaseline,
• Cuz suddenly these same girls hit me up like, “Hey, remember me?”
• Yeah, I remember you, back when you all treated me like leptin-free.
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• Now they thirsty as hell, trying to sip on my new success,
• “Damn you glowed up,” nah, bitch, you saw my income, let’s confess,
• You ain’t changed, your mindset’s still obsessed with what’s between my legs,
• Just upgraded your hunger from “sex” to “money”, a better reason to beg.
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• So I’m sittin’ here, pen bleedin’, beat thumpin’, heart cold,
• Rappin’ everything I swallowed back when I was twelve years old,
• Every insult, every shut door, every story left untold,
• Now I spit it like ammunition, every lyric pure controlled.
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• A kid who got punished for bein’ clean,
• Who learned love's a marketing scheme for dopamine,
• For every time he heard he ain't the “masculine” type.
• Guess who they text now? Yeah. me. Guess who they swipe?
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• I built this life without you, now I’m the one you wanna chase,
• But remember every time you walked away like I was a fuckin’ waste,
• So keep your thirst, your DMs, your “Hey stranger.”
• I ain’t your rebound, I’m the kid who came back with a pen full of anger.